I'm gonna right a brief intro similar to what I wrote in the introduction tab so that I don't get flamed for taking steroids for what can be considered an amped up Zumba class.
My sport is Crossfit, but I don't train for Crossfit by doing Crossfit just like someone training for any other sport doesn't just play the sport all day long, they practice skill. So, my training routine is a mix of a few disciplines, but right now my focus is more around skill and strength. I am working with a trainer that has me doing mostly strength Olympic movements (resembles powerlifting routine slightly) but also with gymnastic work mixed in. I also run interval sprints in whichever skill I need to work on most (row,double under, run, box jump, burpee) and here and there (3-5 days a week based on recovery) I run a short METCON to keep my conditioning par. Since working with my new trainer (works with a lot of pro athletes not stating names hope he never finds me on here ever), I incorporate so more explosive type training using Isometrics and Plyometrics. All in all, my training can be a huge mind **** sometimes (I'm sure many of you can relate).
So just like you guys train specific for your sport being Bodybuilding, I train specific to my sport being Crossfit. Which means on both sides we have some gym bros that give us a bad rap (bros who don't even lift juicing, just like we have crossfitters that post their wods online working out 20 minutes a day that can't even do a snatch correctly suddenly justifying juice as well)
So what you will not see me ****s wit ever is shit like Deca, Tren, High doses of Test, dbol, anadrol....pretty much anything that will cause more harm than good. I have cycling experience, I have ****ed with some shit, I know how to cycle, I have ran high doses low doses...done some things I'm not proud of and paid the price for it. With that said......
My current Stats are:
5'9 185-190 pretty lean, but have been bulking for about a year lol. My goal weight is 195 and lean (this is ideal size for this sport)
Lifts (I should know more than rough estimates and it's sad I don't but I have been making steady PR since November (naturally until mid feb)
Clean + Jerk ~215 (sad panda is sad)
Back Squat ~365
Deadlift ~415
Snatch ~205
A lot of this is not an estimate of my strength, the reason I have continually PR is that my form is continually improving but still needs much more work.
Current Cycle:
900mg EW: Equipoise 20 weeks
450mg EW: Test Blend (MWF Injects) has undeclynate or whatever test so running same length as equipoise but started about a week or two ago.
100mg Anavar: I have enough for 70 days been running this for about 4 weeks, not the smartest idea as it isn't great for performance.
Proviron 50mg ED for 50 days (I just happened to have some, same story with anavar so I thought, might as well...smart right?)
Adex .5 EOD entirety of cycle stopping before PCT
HCG 250 IU 2x Week
PCT:
50mg Clomid-30 Days
20 mg Tamox-50 days
I know my cycle looks sloppy because it is, but there is a method to my madness. I wanted to introduce compounds 1 at a time. Anavar I'm not enthusiastic about but I'm pretty sure it is underdosed anyways (that BD Orange Anavar 50 aka IP bullshit). I get some bad pumps especially in forearms that can **** me up for some of the metcons I run. For example I was doing a Toes 2 Bar metcon of ever minute on the minute on Monday, after 10 minutes I went into 100 double unders and 30 Clean and Jerk at 165. ****ed me up for the Clean and Jerk, had 0 wrist flexibility. Had to pause mid MetCon and stretch out, ended up just switching to a 3,3,3,2,1,1 rep scheme and doing strength work instead.
I like the test dose, the quick esters have hit, and I backloaded a bit so I feel close to where I should be at this dose. Nothing negative except some acne. 450 is actually the "magic" dose for me, bad JooJoo to run anything else lol.
The Equipoise I have in there for the RBC, I genetically have a smaller redblood cell count due to Thalisemia. This will be my first run with EQ but from an athletic standpoint I hear it is great and mild. Lastly, Winstrol is in there to hit some final PR's before PCT while still utilizing collagen synthesis from EQ to counteract negative sides.
So this is the long winded explanation of my cycle, I start the EQ monday. Feel free to flame the shit out of me, it probably won't change anything but I will listen and I will update this for the next guy that might find this useful. Maybe someone will think the way I train for this shit is pretty cool (I know I do) and will say gee Marly, the one thing I have been missing in my workouts is that feeling like I want to vomit. Or maybe you want to learn how to cycle properly for your Zumba class, either way, much love.
Before I forget, My ****ing weird Diet:
So basically, this is what my trainer has me running, it goes against my typical ideology but **** it's working and I just learned to just nod my head and do the damn thang. I is a high protein, high fat, low carb. He had a very sciency way of explaining it, but the idea behind it is that it gives me enough carbohydrate for explosive exercise as well as a more efficient fuel source (fat).
Morning (Preworkout) Table Spoon of Honey, Small amount of fruit (handful of berries or half a banana) 2 eggs, 30 grams whey, some Progenex preworkout BCAA bullshit (my personal additive muahahaha)
Post Workout: 6 eggs, Progenex Recovery Blend, cup of goats milk, some vega recovery blend shit (supposed to be some sweetpotato but I had this lying around and don't want to waste money...ya dig?)
3-4 Hours later at work: About 8-10 Oz Grassfed Ground Beef with Spinach
About 3-4 Hours after that: About 8-10 Oz Grassfed Ground beef (I just cook like 10 pounds of this shit every week and throw it in some tubaware)
Before Bed: 6 eggs, Progenex Cacoon
Once a week I throw in a cheat meal for my own sanity,
My sport is Crossfit, but I don't train for Crossfit by doing Crossfit just like someone training for any other sport doesn't just play the sport all day long, they practice skill. So, my training routine is a mix of a few disciplines, but right now my focus is more around skill and strength. I am working with a trainer that has me doing mostly strength Olympic movements (resembles powerlifting routine slightly) but also with gymnastic work mixed in. I also run interval sprints in whichever skill I need to work on most (row,double under, run, box jump, burpee) and here and there (3-5 days a week based on recovery) I run a short METCON to keep my conditioning par. Since working with my new trainer (works with a lot of pro athletes not stating names hope he never finds me on here ever), I incorporate so more explosive type training using Isometrics and Plyometrics. All in all, my training can be a huge mind **** sometimes (I'm sure many of you can relate).
So just like you guys train specific for your sport being Bodybuilding, I train specific to my sport being Crossfit. Which means on both sides we have some gym bros that give us a bad rap (bros who don't even lift juicing, just like we have crossfitters that post their wods online working out 20 minutes a day that can't even do a snatch correctly suddenly justifying juice as well)
So what you will not see me ****s wit ever is shit like Deca, Tren, High doses of Test, dbol, anadrol....pretty much anything that will cause more harm than good. I have cycling experience, I have ****ed with some shit, I know how to cycle, I have ran high doses low doses...done some things I'm not proud of and paid the price for it. With that said......
My current Stats are:
5'9 185-190 pretty lean, but have been bulking for about a year lol. My goal weight is 195 and lean (this is ideal size for this sport)
Lifts (I should know more than rough estimates and it's sad I don't but I have been making steady PR since November (naturally until mid feb)
Clean + Jerk ~215 (sad panda is sad)
Back Squat ~365
Deadlift ~415
Snatch ~205
A lot of this is not an estimate of my strength, the reason I have continually PR is that my form is continually improving but still needs much more work.
Current Cycle:
900mg EW: Equipoise 20 weeks
450mg EW: Test Blend (MWF Injects) has undeclynate or whatever test so running same length as equipoise but started about a week or two ago.
100mg Anavar: I have enough for 70 days been running this for about 4 weeks, not the smartest idea as it isn't great for performance.
Proviron 50mg ED for 50 days (I just happened to have some, same story with anavar so I thought, might as well...smart right?)
Adex .5 EOD entirety of cycle stopping before PCT
HCG 250 IU 2x Week
PCT:
50mg Clomid-30 Days
20 mg Tamox-50 days
I know my cycle looks sloppy because it is, but there is a method to my madness. I wanted to introduce compounds 1 at a time. Anavar I'm not enthusiastic about but I'm pretty sure it is underdosed anyways (that BD Orange Anavar 50 aka IP bullshit). I get some bad pumps especially in forearms that can **** me up for some of the metcons I run. For example I was doing a Toes 2 Bar metcon of ever minute on the minute on Monday, after 10 minutes I went into 100 double unders and 30 Clean and Jerk at 165. ****ed me up for the Clean and Jerk, had 0 wrist flexibility. Had to pause mid MetCon and stretch out, ended up just switching to a 3,3,3,2,1,1 rep scheme and doing strength work instead.
I like the test dose, the quick esters have hit, and I backloaded a bit so I feel close to where I should be at this dose. Nothing negative except some acne. 450 is actually the "magic" dose for me, bad JooJoo to run anything else lol.
The Equipoise I have in there for the RBC, I genetically have a smaller redblood cell count due to Thalisemia. This will be my first run with EQ but from an athletic standpoint I hear it is great and mild. Lastly, Winstrol is in there to hit some final PR's before PCT while still utilizing collagen synthesis from EQ to counteract negative sides.
So this is the long winded explanation of my cycle, I start the EQ monday. Feel free to flame the shit out of me, it probably won't change anything but I will listen and I will update this for the next guy that might find this useful. Maybe someone will think the way I train for this shit is pretty cool (I know I do) and will say gee Marly, the one thing I have been missing in my workouts is that feeling like I want to vomit. Or maybe you want to learn how to cycle properly for your Zumba class, either way, much love.
Before I forget, My ****ing weird Diet:
So basically, this is what my trainer has me running, it goes against my typical ideology but **** it's working and I just learned to just nod my head and do the damn thang. I is a high protein, high fat, low carb. He had a very sciency way of explaining it, but the idea behind it is that it gives me enough carbohydrate for explosive exercise as well as a more efficient fuel source (fat).
Morning (Preworkout) Table Spoon of Honey, Small amount of fruit (handful of berries or half a banana) 2 eggs, 30 grams whey, some Progenex preworkout BCAA bullshit (my personal additive muahahaha)
Post Workout: 6 eggs, Progenex Recovery Blend, cup of goats milk, some vega recovery blend shit (supposed to be some sweetpotato but I had this lying around and don't want to waste money...ya dig?)
3-4 Hours later at work: About 8-10 Oz Grassfed Ground Beef with Spinach
About 3-4 Hours after that: About 8-10 Oz Grassfed Ground beef (I just cook like 10 pounds of this shit every week and throw it in some tubaware)
Before Bed: 6 eggs, Progenex Cacoon
Once a week I throw in a cheat meal for my own sanity,