How to not be wicked fat

PillarofBalance

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The secret.... eat one thing at a time.

This sounds like some stupid shit, right? Yeah it does but here me out. This is gem, just bare with me.

At one time in my life I wanted to be as big as i could be. I had finished a meet recently at 242. But I wanted to weigh 300 at 5 foot 11 inches. But I kept running into one problem. Eating the quantity of food it took to get beyond 260 was brutal. One tip I tried and it worked was to eat much faster. I began eating like each meal was a race.

A race for gains....

My meals were not what got me up over the 260 hump. It was my snacks. Where at one point I would eat 5 or 6 Oreos with 2 glasses of milk I would fill what was basically a bucket with a quart and a package of Oreos and let em soak. Then slurp it down.

A sleeve of saltines and a liter of water wasn't shit.

Little crunchy snacks like cheese nips (**** cheez itz they are like the Detroit of artificially cheese flavored carbohydrate and fat bombs) were eaten by the handful.

Pop tarts by the box were stacked and eaten with milk.

It's ****ed up that eating like that has gone on for so long by me that it doesn't seem self destructive or wrong in any way.

When I approach the start of a tough cut, I don't "cut out the junk" I just start eating one cracker at a time. The quantity of food I eat doing that alone cuts out probably 700 to 1000 calories.

Try eating like that for a few weeks and see what happens.
 

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I wish you made more posts like this pob.Thanks
 

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Been doing the milk thing for gains. Cant say I like drinking a gallon of milk a day with no household AC in the summer.
 

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Been doing the milk thing for gains. Cant say I like drinking a gallon of milk a day with no household AC in the summer.
Same, I always use the gallon of milk trick in the summer. It never fails. I always lose my appetite when it gets hot. Fortunately, I do have ac though. Now that has to suck!!
 

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U need AC in the North Pole?

Been doing the milk thing for gains. Cant say I like drinking a gallon of milk a day with no household AC in the summer.
 

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Been doing the milk thing for gains. Cant say I like drinking a gallon of milk a day with no household AC in the summer.

Will u please go buy a damn air conditioner for your room for ****s sake lol its 2017 no one should not have ac
 

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"You can tell it's a Man because of the way it is."
 

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Same, I always use the gallon of milk trick in the summer. It never fails. I always lose my appetite when it gets hot. Fortunately, I do have ac though. Now that has to suck!!
It is unpleasant.
Will u please go buy a damn air conditioner for your room for ****s sake lol its 2017 no one should not have ac
I am saving my pennies. Shits are about $300.
There is no excuse for this. You can get an ac for the cost of a bottle of halo.
I am a poor ****.
U need AC in the North Pole?
Global warming.
Yeah but if money's tight, nobody every got strong from running an AC. Running a bottle of halo is a whole other story.

Sweaty and strong, or cool and weak? Take your pick.
Im sweaty and weak.
 

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I'd take cool and weak all day long. I sweat my balls off all day everyday. It's gross
 

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Damn, Milo. The hottest month of year is still to come. **** man I'll put up $10 bucks. Let's get this dude his AC so he doesn't have to suffer anymore. Who's in for $10 ? seriously. Let's help our bro out.
 
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Damn, Milo. The hottest month of year is still to come. **** man I'll put up $10 bucks. Let's get this dude his AC so he doesn't have to suffer anymore. Who's in for $10 ? seriously. Let's help our bro out.

I'm in for $10.

I wouldn't dare live without A/C. Heat index is 108 right now where I'm from.
 

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