Plenty of Fish and fat girls...

Kraken · Jan 11, 2022

Holy crap was making a POF account a waste of time and money! Looking for girls from late 30's on up, almost all of them are ginormous. They don't even bother to try and use good pics, they just throw up any random crap. "Oh look, here is a pic of the top third of my head with lots of sky above it, that's a good one to post!" and "Here is a blurry one that's rotated 90 degrees left, that's ideal!' or maybe "Wow this one really shows off my fat ass, let me make that the main pic." Some of the girls are very cute and have nice figures and are wearing a nice dress, but you can bet every guy on the site is after these few, and there have to be 5 times as many guys as girls. Now I wish I hadn't bothered.

GhostPenguin · Jan 11, 2022

Dating apps are pretty worthless anymore

I've found way more success through Facebook messenger

cavorite · Jan 11, 2022

GhostPenguin said:
Dating apps are pretty worthless anymore

I've found way more success through Facebook messenger

how does that work?

GhostPenguin · Jan 11, 2022

*see attractive female on Facebook with mutual friends

*add as friend

*heart react a few pics or memes on her TL

*wait a day or two

* strike up conversation on messenger or use a pickup line (pick your poison)

GhostPenguin · Jan 11, 2022

1 of 3 things will happen

1. She will be turned off by your quick attention and message

2. She won't care because she's not looking for anything

3. She may be enticed by your forwardness and Boldness

*I'm not a dating coach, this is just my experience*

Kraken · Jan 11, 2022

Actually there is a FB group for people relocating to this area and I have done a little of that, with some success. Not much really.

Spongy · Jan 11, 2022

Just start spamming DMs with dong pics. What could go wrong?

Kraken · Jan 11, 2022

Spongy said:
Just start spamming DMs with dong pics. What could go wrong?

A winning strategy if ever I saw one!

69nites · Jan 11, 2022

You pretty much have to follow the wave from one to the next. POF has been dead for basically a decade at this point. Tinder for a fuck, iris for people actually looking for a relationship, Facebook dating is somewhere in between.

Dungeon Dweller · Jan 11, 2022

GhostPenguin said:
Dating apps are pretty worthless anymore

I've found way more success through Facebook messenger

I connected with my now-longtime girlfriend on Facebook. We had graduated high school together but hadn't actually met, and had several mutual friends.

Test_subject · Jan 11, 2022

A good rule of thumb on dating apps is that if they have no pics showing off their body, they’re a ham-planet.

Using all old-looking photos is another dead giveaway.

lifter6973 · Jan 11, 2022

Test_subject said:
A good rule of thumb on dating apps is that if they have no pics showing off their body, they’re a ham-planet.

Using all old-looking photos is another dead giveaway.

Like me putting up a pic when I had a lot of hair.

Test_subject · Jan 11, 2022

lifter6973 said:
Like me putting up a pic when I had a lot of hair and was younger.

Exactly. If she puts up a pic from what is clearly 2005, it means that she has no good recent pictures because she gave up on life and embraced body positivity.

GhostPenguin · Jan 11, 2022

Test_subject said:
A good rule of thumb on dating apps is that if they have no pics showing off their body, they’re a ham-planet.

Using all old-looking photos is another dead giveaway.

Definitely a set up to go on a blind date with Grimace

TomJ · Jan 11, 2022

Honestly, I haven't pulled anything good off of tinder or bumble for a while.
All the good ones have come from Instagram or from my gym

Just be active on the gram and get a stack of backups ready to go

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Rot-Iron66 · Jan 11, 2022

Should they rename the app?? Plenty of Whales?? (I know, that was mean)...

Kraken · Jan 11, 2022

Rot-Iron66 said:
Should they rename the app?? Plenty of Whales?? (I know, that was mean)...

Hahaha... That's an outstanding idea. Yeah I can clue in on the pics. Another giveaway is the extreme closeup face pic. But even that can't hide fatness. If the girls are this bad, I wonder what the guys look like? What kind of competition do I have? I suppose I could create a fake girl profile but I really don't want to bother.

Thing is, I like girls so small that when I stick it in them, they nearly break. I don't need a gorgeous girl, but if she's not reasonably fit, I just want to move on.

Bridgestone · Jan 11, 2022

Spongy said:
Just start spamming DMs with dong pics.

"Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!"

Frank Reynolds

Bro Bundy · Jan 11, 2022

Just fuck those fat bitches and stop complaining. If u looked good u wouldn’t need a app to find pussy

Bro Bundy · Jan 11, 2022

Drops mic ...

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