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Did some fishing over the weekend with a good buddy who is now into his first real relationship after his divorce. Pushing 4 months now with the same woman and things seem alright. They have been knocking boots for some time now, sex is good but she hasn't gone south; not once; not even a handy!

I never heard of such a thing and didn't know what to say. Anyone ever run into something like this?
 

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I agree with X! Something is wrong with this chick.
 

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Oh and before some woman (not sure we have any anymore) jumps in and asks if he has provided the same service; the answer is yes.
 

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We need information about her to decide if she's a prude or just uneducated.

Age? She a divorcee? How long was she married?

If she was married 20+ years and is a snakes age (carbon dating may be required), she just may not know.

I dated a church of Christ girl once...she damn near wanted to wear her dress to bed and cut a hole in her skivvies. Then she watched porn. Thar turned it all around. She called me a deviant and left. But deep down, she probably felt better about knowing some of that shit....it's not like the donkey is going to tell you.
 

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We need information about her to decide if she's a prude or just uneducated.

Age? She a divorcee? How long was she married?

If she was married 20+ years and is a snakes age (carbon dating may be required), she just may not know.

About his age 47, previously married; guessing for a long time. You can't tell me she hasn't honked on a few Bobos in 40 some years.

I didn't find your age joke funny at all! Dammit Jol!
 

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About his age 47, previously married; guessing for a long time. You can't tell me she hasn't honked on a few Bobos in 40 some years.

I didn't find your age joke funny at all! Dammit Jol!

Sure, but it's hard to get back to being a deviant when you've lived a hum-drum married existence. You spend 20 years raising kids and doing all of the horrible shit that makes life happen, and she may not think ball-gargling is necessary.

I always put it this way to my wife. "You can stop being a deviant in bed if you want, but I'm not going to...regardless...." I think we are on the same page. Or she may kill me tomorrow. Could go either way.

At any rate, this broad needs to be plied with booze. Simple solution. Get her drunk. That's Bill Cosby 101 bud.

Didn't like my joke!? Well, I'm sure others did....right, uh...shit what's his name....uh...oh! Right, Ron!?
 

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Sure, but it's hard to get back to being a deviant when you've lived a hum-drum married existence. You spend 20 years raising kids and doing all of the horrible shit that makes life happen, and she may not think ball-gargling is necessary.


At any rate, this broad needs to be plied with booze. Simple solution. Get her drunk. That's Bill Cosby 101 bud.

I'm sure he's gotten her loaded more than once.

I get the whole "Happy Homemaker" syndrome. Trust me, if anyone know, it's me! But she has to know if she's getting back in the game, there are certain requirements. She can't all of a sudden decide she need to drop a few pounds, join a gym, hit the makeup shop at the mall and disregard the fact she now need to put a pp in your mouth.
 

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Never snake but some women are either inexperienced or just don't like it..She may have gone down on a guy with stank balls ( like me) and been scarred for life .. Tell your buddy to man up and talk to his girl.. I ask if the girl shaves her snatch and swollows cum before the first date even happens
 

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Never snake but some women are either inexperienced or just don't like it..She may have gone down on a guy with stank balls ( like me) and been scarred for life .. Tell your buddy to man up and talk to his girl.. I ask if the girl shaves her snatch and swollows cum before the first date even happens

Good to get the details out of the way before you start investing the time and money.
 
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maybe she feels she isn't "good" at it, not realizing that it is damn near impossible to give a bad blowie. He has to talk to her. Shit, have it start small, just a little bj and then move on, no cumming etc. Then work her way up to finishing the act. Tell her it feels good etc, give her pointers, work up to making her a freak.

Or, invite another woman around and have her show the gf how shit gets done.
 

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That conversation needs to be had, the sooner the better. Last thing anyone needs is to be outta bone relationship and into another where there's not a satisfactory agreement on give and take, including the bedroom.
 

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I got friends that are married that get nothing no sex no head no handies I mean nothing. I would say the majority of guys I know that are married have a eh sex life to none at all. But in a dating relationship that should not be, sex should be adventurous and explosive! If head is something that's important to him he should confront her about it find out the deal or move on . I could live with out bj's but y would anyone want to lol
 

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