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The truth is Tiller's Ban punished SI but mostly BB.
Let's update Tiller's local statistics:
A 7 mile radius (Tiller's Residence at the epicenter) is feline free. It's like every household for 7 miles around Tiller is a Vietnamese Restaurant.
Every last stitch of upholstery in Tiller's Dwelling has been shredded, meticulous vacuumed up and spread over the city like ashes from deceased royalty.
Tiller's Roommates have 10,000 signatures petitioning SI to never ban Tiller again hence leaving them at the mercy of temper tantrums and the oder of dead cats.
Tiller is now at 6% body fat months ahead of this year's Mr. Olympia. Rumor has it Tiller's conditioning over the last 7 days has crushed the moral of the competition and he's technically Mr. O 2013. (Thanks POB)
SI has suffered in the absence of hello SI and What's up SI.
Scientist worldwide are now studying the effects of Tiller Deficiency in Juicers. Some of the most prominent members of the juice community lack drive to even ChatBox.
Last but not least, my personal gripe: Tiller already had a 10" PP (yes guys upper case PP) as a result Tiller's Jelqing frequency combined with epic duration has Tiller's new penile stats at just over 12" ( and you all wondered the instrument used to kill all those cats).
The most disheartening and painful component of all this is realizing WE ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE.
Let's update Tiller's local statistics:
A 7 mile radius (Tiller's Residence at the epicenter) is feline free. It's like every household for 7 miles around Tiller is a Vietnamese Restaurant.
Every last stitch of upholstery in Tiller's Dwelling has been shredded, meticulous vacuumed up and spread over the city like ashes from deceased royalty.
Tiller's Roommates have 10,000 signatures petitioning SI to never ban Tiller again hence leaving them at the mercy of temper tantrums and the oder of dead cats.
Tiller is now at 6% body fat months ahead of this year's Mr. Olympia. Rumor has it Tiller's conditioning over the last 7 days has crushed the moral of the competition and he's technically Mr. O 2013. (Thanks POB)
SI has suffered in the absence of hello SI and What's up SI.
Scientist worldwide are now studying the effects of Tiller Deficiency in Juicers. Some of the most prominent members of the juice community lack drive to even ChatBox.
Last but not least, my personal gripe: Tiller already had a 10" PP (yes guys upper case PP) as a result Tiller's Jelqing frequency combined with epic duration has Tiller's new penile stats at just over 12" ( and you all wondered the instrument used to kill all those cats).
The most disheartening and painful component of all this is realizing WE ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE.
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