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    what do u do if one of ur new colllege friends is going around trying to **** all ur

    High school friends. And he has a car and u don't. And all ur friends stopped talking to u and ur stuck alone in a house and nobody texts u all day and there's nothing to do cuz u lost all ur friends what is there to do in life anymore. Without friends there's nothing to do. I'm in college btw semester ends this Friday coming up and I get a month of isolation at my house cuz I lost all my friends. And I have no car no job.

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    Christian mingles......
    theyre sex freaks.
    "my balls are the size of grapes and I still bust fat nuts" -coltmc4545

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    Maybe if you weren't an emo internet troll you might have friends.
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    Originally Posted by Kevlin View Post
    High school friends. And he has a car and u don't. And all ur friends stopped talking to u and ur stuck alone in a house and nobody texts u all day and there's nothing to do cuz u lost all ur friends what is there to do in life anymore. Without friends there's nothing to do. I'm in college btw semester ends this Friday coming up and I get a month of isolation at my house cuz I lost all my friends. And I have no car no job.
    grow some fukin balls..i dont need anyone but some pussy to fuk..grow balls kevlin u weirdo

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    This can't be life ....
    Bunch of slack-jawed fagg0ts around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

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    Originally Posted by Kevlin View Post
    High school friends. And he has a car and u don't. And all ur friends stopped talking to u and ur stuck alone in a house and nobody texts u all day and there's nothing to do cuz u lost all ur friends what is there to do in life anymore. Without friends there's nothing to do. I'm in college btw semester ends this Friday coming up and I get a month of isolation at my house cuz I lost all my friends. And I have no car no job.
    how about a hair cut beetlejuice mayb that will help..and lose the creepy ass avi your scarring me

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    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    Maybe if you weren't an emo internet troll you might have friends.
    is that a nice way to talk to our members lol

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    Originally Posted by #TheMatrix View Post
    Christian mingles......
    theyre sex freaks.
    i dont know if i should believe this LOL, i use to nail so many girls off okcupid and pof... tempted to try this


    op, not gonna lie the fact that youre even posting this is kinda lame... how about u just get off ur ass and look for a job... sitting here posting ur problems to us isn't going to get u anywhere... also volunteer if youre looking to help your resume and meet friends/connections

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    i would wait at said guys house with car. i would wait for him to come home. i would beg him to please let me hang around with all the high school kids with him. i would promise to wash his car. i would drop to my knees and promise anything at that moment id look up with puppy eyes and say it again ANYTHING to hang out with him. but hey thats just me

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    Originally Posted by ImDennis View Post
    i dont know if i should believe this LOL, i use to nail so many girls off okcupid and pof... tempted to try this
    This can't be life either ....

    OP you're Tilly until proven otherwise ok lettuce man?
    Bunch of slack-jawed fagg0ts around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

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    Originally Posted by SuperBane View Post
    This can't be life either ....

    OP you're Tilly until proven otherwise ok lettuce man?
    serious aha, i made a solid booty call list in college with that site aha, had some pretty good looking girls, they use to buy me shit like subway and stuff too, poor college days aha

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    UMM
    Go the the fukking gym
    traps are the new abs.

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    Do they fu.ck with you b/c you look like a half white half black trannie?
    we release our test by pushing the plunger down- losieloos

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    What do you do? SIMPLE! First, get the biggest bowl you have. Now, chop a dozen heads of Romaine very finely (we want it all to fit in the bowl). Next, catch your youngest, tightest kitty. Lastly, lock yourself in your parents basement with your laptop. Proceed to jelq, eat Romaine, and "love" said kitty until you cry yourself to sleep. Repeat daily until Winter break is over. Just remember, your dad's guns aren't toys, and DO NOT bring them back to Uni with you.

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    I am sense that the car is an issue for you. You must take it out of the equation. A photon torpedo would be a good start....

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    Stop being so hard on poor Kevlin you mean bastards! It's alright kevlin, I'll be your friend. Just change that Fukin avi please.

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    Its your small hands man. Pick the up LArge hands makes you the Man book. Shows how to add 1-3 inches in 6 months.
    Last edited by AlphaD; 12-09-2013 at 01:27 PM.

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    I'll be your friend and I have a car!
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Originally Posted by SFGiants View Post
    I'll be your friend and I have a car!
    be careful bud lol

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    Originally Posted by Hardpr View Post
    i would wait at said guys house with car. i would wait for him to come home. i would beg him to please let me hang around with all the high school kids with him. i would promise to wash his car. i would drop to my knees and promise anything at that moment id look up with puppy eyes and say it again ANYTHING to hang out with him. but hey thats just me
    This is the best advice Ive read ha ha

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