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    Wow I just sneezed so hard I just made my taint go into a cramp!

    Normally wen you get a cramp you just extend the muscle and it goes away. I of course could not extend my taint muscle so I just sat there for 60 seconds in massive pain. lol.

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    1) thanks for sharing that with us, good to know
    2) are you alright? Do we need to call a doctor?
    3) tell me you didn't do that while having a protein fart. nothing good could come of that.
    4) really, check your drawers.

    Seriously though, a massive cramp in the taint, due to sneezing, or anything else, is unusual. Keep an eye on that, and if that weird pain comes back with any straining or bearing down, don't take it lightly. Best wishes.
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    I sense some sarcasm. I guess I deserve that. Just story telling like a would to a friend. I thought it was a bit unusual as it was the first time that ever happened to me. No I need no doctor

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    You might have done lasting damage by tearing your medial taintalis muscle. Wrap the cocknbawls with voodoo floss and take it thru a range of motion. Get a good stretch on it. Massage it daily as well.
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    And no jelqing for 6 to 8 weeks.
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    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    You might have done lasting damage by tearing your medial taintalis muscle. Wrap the cocknbawls with voodoo floss and take it thru a range of motion. Get a good stretch on it. Massage it daily as well.
    Floss also works great for Deca Nuts. Wrap em up tight, and then they spring back to size when the blood starts flowing again...
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    PF, any sarcasm you sensed was sent your way in the manner that I give a friend. No douchebaggery intended.
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    Holy s**t!!! Im not kidding when I say I HONESTLY thought I was the only one who ever experienced this while sneezing hard....Lmao! Bro I can definitely relate to u on ur pain and how crazy it sounds. This s**t hurts bad when it happens. I do exactly the same thing u did and just pause and stay still for a few minutes until it the pain goes away. This is funny but very hurtful.....
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    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    And no jelqing for 6 to 8 weeks.
    lmao...and i thought i was the only one who knew what jelqing is hahaha.glad to know i'm not alone.

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