My joke of the day

[snake]

Oldebull,

I saw that one "Comming". lol!

 

[snake]

Number 2

Ok, a clean one you can tell your kids at church.

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. You neek up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way, you neek up on it.

 

[Hardpr]

i like puppies also. but id like to turn mom over every now and then

 

[BigGameHunter]

Buckwheat is at a spelling bee:

He is asked to spell the word dictate
He does
He is asked to use it in a sentence
He replies" Alfalfa say this dick tate good".

 

[snake]

Number 3

Two guys are hiking in Montana when they see a grizzly bear moving through the woods and headed toward them. The one guy says, “Ow my God, don't panic, I heard you should not show fear and whatever you do, don't run. A grizzly can outrun even the fastest human.”

The other guy slowly sits down, takes off his hiking boots and start to put on a pair of sneakers.

“What the hell are you doing? I just told you we can't outrun a grizzly bear!” And they guy replies,” I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you”

 

[Jada]

Lmfao guys!

 

[Armedanddangerous]

One of my favorites

Went to the doctors office and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!!!
I was embarrassed but she said, "don't worry, I'm a professional-I've seen it all before.just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out"

I said, "my wife thinks my dick tastes funny"

 

[Oldebull]

The young jewish boy asks his dad for 5 dollars.
His father says"
Four dollars, vot do you vant three dollars for?

 

[Get Some]

A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office one day and the doctor is bowled over by her stunningly good looks and all his professionalism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!"

 

[#TheMatrix]

I make puppies every night....

 

[snake]

I make puppies every night....

You''re going to make the Bitch sore that much.

The puppy joke seems to be a big hit!

 

[stonetag]

One of my favorites

Went to the doctors office and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!!!
I was embarrassed but she said, "don't worry, I'm a professional-I've seen it all before.just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out"

I said, "my wife thinks my dick tastes funny"

My doc is sweet looking, hopefully she plays along...lol

 

[NbleSavage]

My doc is sweet looking, hopefully she plays along...lol

Make some little Doctor Puppies, Mate.

 

[snake]

number 4

An Italian, Irishman and a Pole are out to eat. The Italian says, "I do love being in the US but sometimes there are things from home I miss" The Irishman asks" Like What?" The Italian replies" In Italy we have some of the finest wine and the nicest people to drink it with".

The Irishman says," Ah, I know what you mean, we have some nice taverns back in my home town where the pints flow as cheap as the stories of days gone by"

The Pole, not to be out done speaks up and says," Well back in my country, you can go into a tavern and if you've never been there before, they give you your first 5 drinks for free. Ow, and then they will take you upstairs where you can have sex for free, now that's a good country!"

The Italian says" Wow, that's something, has this happen to you often? The Pole replies; "No, but it happens all the time to my sister"

 

[Joliver]

How do the Greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.

 

[stonetag]

How's that baklava taste now sucka?

 

[RISE]

Why has Ken never gotten Barbie pregnant?

Bc he always cums in another box

 

[Armedanddangerous]

Lets see how this goes......

What can a picnic table do that a black man can't?


Support a family

 

[Armedanddangerous]

I can't believe one black joke killed this thread!!!!! I figured trini would at least say something being that he has a good sence of humor

Wow people, It's called a stereotype and stereotypes ARE funny.........(maybe I'm wrong) lol

 

[TriniJuice]

Lets see how this goes......

What can a picnic table do that a black man can't?


Support a family

lmao;
thats why all my kids get flushed down the toilet.......asap
or swallowed...circle of life