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    What do you get when you mix a whore with a computer?

    A ****ing know it all.
    Will work for test.

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    Here’s a really vulgar one that I literally lost a friend over (if you can lose a friend over a joke then you really don’t need that friend)

    how many babies does it take to paint a wall?




    depends how hard you throw them.



    apparently this flippant joke automatically makes me a baby murderer? Silly girl.

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    Originally Posted by permabulker View Post
    Here’s a really vulgar one that I literally lost a friend over (if you can lose a friend over a joke then you really don’t need that friend)

    how many babies does it take to paint a wall?




    depends how hard you throw them.



    apparently this flippant joke automatically makes me a baby murderer? Silly girl.
    I laughed. But I'm a sick fukk.
    Achieving your goals is 90% mental.
    The other half is physical.

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    Originally Posted by permabulker View Post
    how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    depends how hard you throw them.

    How do you make a baby float?

    scrape the excess baby off the wall, then add two scoops ice cream and some root beer.
    You think my life is such a precious thing that I would trade my honor for a few more years?

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    Originally Posted by 1bigun11 View Post
    How do you make a baby float?

    scrape the excess baby off the wall, then add two scoops ice cream and some root beer.
    I did not laugh at that one!
    Achieving your goals is 90% mental.
    The other half is physical.

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