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Let me set the scene; it’s a weekend, hit the gym early and crushed a leg workout, I mean killed it. Now it’s getting late, the little cock-blockers have been asleep for about an hour, so the coast is clear. You and your significant other now head off to the bedroom. You have some Barry White playing, her favorite candles are burning and the massage oil is already out. Things are progressing in the right direction and the boot knockin’ starts. Several minutes into the fun, WHAM! Charley horse from that squat you were so proud of this morning!
 

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Oh man! This has happened more times than I care to mention.
Killer calf cramps put a damper on the mood for sure. Having to walk it off in the middle of the festivities just screams romance.
 

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Oh yea, its happened during sex, a tri the last time from holding myself up. haha


Wait till you get one at a met and POB has to rub your thigh in front of the crowd. haha
 

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Hamstrings for me. Nothing kills a boner like a cramping hammy!
 

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That moment was magical to say the least steelers. Lol. I was turned on
 

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Hahahahaha had this happen a few times, but usually at night!
 

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Oh yea! Had that happen more than a few times.... Gotta power thru it!!!!
 

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I could handle a little toe curl, even a calf cramp (since my calves are so small) but a full blow charley, I couldn't get out of bed fast enough.

I've already got a few while fishing. Get a bad one in a little 10' Jon boat and someone's going in the drink.
 

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I got this: full blown abdominal muscle cramping in the middle of laying it down proper. I'm talking the ab equivalent of a charlie horse, abs knotted-up and everything.

I had to drop to the floor and do some damn fool yoga stretch to work it out. Try that with a throbbing, turgid boner...the Missus found it hysterical.
 

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I got this: full blown abdominal muscle cramping in the middle of laying it down proper. I'm talking the ab equivalent of a charlie horse, abs knotted-up and everything.

I had to drop to the floor and do some damn fool yoga stretch to work it out. Try that with a throbbing, turgid boner...the Missus found it hysterical.



Hahahaha so do I. Yoga with a boner now that fukkin funny, I don't care who you are.
 

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I could handle a little toe curl, even a calf cramp (since my calves are so small) but a full blow charley, I couldn't get out of bed fast enough.

I've already got a few while fishing. Get a bad one in a little 10' Jon boat and someone's going in the drink.
I was floating through a class 3 section of the river on my pontoon boat and got a hammy Charlie, I'm pretty sure it was a sight, I was trying to oar and work it out at the same time with out drowning. I know it's not sex, but it's all I got. lol
 

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On my ****ing God... I have actually rolled off the bed almost screaming because both legs locked up
 

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Hamstring for me, plenty of times. Total mood killer!
 
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