The Secret to Adding Muscle

[rachidvax]

By Brett Claussen

" Growing up in a small town in Nebraska, at a very early age I became obsessed with big muscles. I would watch cartoons with characters that had 22 inch arms and bulging pectorals. I began to buy all the action figures and started drawing these characters for hours on end. I never knew people in real life could look like this. "

 

[Milo]

I drew dicks on public property as a child.

 

[BigSwolePump]

I once fuked my sisters best friend but I never told her.

Anyone else have any secrets?

 

[Bro Bundy]

I once fuked my sisters . Anyone else have any secrets?

you sick fuk!

 

[Itburnstopee]

I once fuked my sisters best friend but I never told her.

Anyone else have any secrets?

I once pissed all over a girls car 5 minutes before she left a party because she stole a flashlight from me and never gave it back

 

[stonetag]

I fuked a sheep once, don't tell anyone.

 

[Seeker]

I fuked a sheep once, don't tell anyone.

Dude I'm laughing pretty hard here. Loolol where are the pics?

 

[Gibsonator]

I have been freeballing all day, I know, not as impressive as ****ing sheep

 

[Bro Bundy]

I fuked a sheep once, don't tell anyone.

I actually believe you

 

[Bro Bundy]

I have been freeballing all day, I know, not as impressive as ****ing sheep

but do your balls smell? Mine do

 

[Gibsonator]

but do your balls smell? Mine do

I would imagine so. I'll spruce em up a bit with old spice deodorant before I step in the gym lol

 

[Bro Bundy]

I would imagine so. I'll spruce em up a bit with old spice deodorant before I step in the gym lol

why ..Postworkout balls are the best..when u get home use your girlfriends favorite face towel to wipe them down

 

[PillarofBalance]

I have been freeballing all day, I know, not as impressive as ****ing sheep

Yeah nobody is impressed here. We can all admit it. We are jewce heads. Our balls are barely palpable without quantities of hcg lol

 

[stonetag]

I actually believe you

I knew YOU would understand Bundy...lol

 

[BigSwolePump]

This thread got out of hand pretty quick LMAO!!

 

[therealkozmo]

now your avatar makes sense

I drew dicks on public property as a child.

 

[ToolSteel]

Op is a fgt. No mention of yam root.

 

[BRICKS]

Dude I'm laughing pretty hard here. Loolol where are the pics?

They'll show up in the Hairy Snatch thread

 

[captncrunchyslams]

OP was written like the beginning of a very homosexual erotica

 

[John Ziegler]

I once pissed all over a girls car 5 minutes before she left a party because she stole a fleshlight from me and never gave it back

Talk about pissed off