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[Flyingdragon]

Hello everyone

Am I the only one who trains in Crocs?
Am I the only one who wears a swimsuit in the shower?
Am I the only one who uses Aqua Net for my man bun?
Am I the only one who trains during the weekend and takes the weekdays off?
Am I the only one who has a poster of Richard Marx in my bedroom in the basement of my moms house?
Am I the only one who likes to dress up in female undergarments?
Am I the only one who likes to pee in the bathtub?

I am here to learn, please teach me master workout dudes and dudettes....

 

[PillarofBalance]

I wear a swimsuit in the shower. The Lord doesn't approve of nudity. P*nises and v*giners are sinful.

 

[stonetag]

Its the fuking man bun that causing all the problems in this country.

 

[Solomc]

I don't have any posters

 

[BigJohnny]

Wait, you're not supposed to pee in the shower? I always piss in the tub!

 

[trim]

Really? A swimsuit in the shower? Jean shorts are a manlier choice

 

[BigSwolePump]

I wear a romper to bed

 

[Seeker]

I still use a rubber duckie in the bathtub. I don't even drain the tub when I'm done. I let the duckie float around. I talk to him when i cross dress in front of the mirror. He always has the cute smile on his rubber face. I think he likes me

 

[Bro Bundy]

I put a condom on before I walk out my front door ..when I drop my pants I'm ready to go

 

[Georgia]

Quality shitpost like this is what keeps this place fresh.

And you only PEE in the shower? I take a hot, steaming shit and mash it up with my feet so it'll go down the drain then hope out of the tub and run down the hall playing Tom Cruise from Risky Business with shit feet.

 

[John Ziegler]

Am I the only one that stands on the toilet seat and poops

 

[Flyingdragon]

Am I the only one that stands on the toilet seat and poops

I thought u sat on the toilet to pee....

 

[Gibsonator]

Quality shitpost like this is what keeps this place fresh.

And you only PEE in the shower? I take a hot, steaming shit and mash it up with my feet so it'll go down the drain then hope out of the tub and run down the hall playing Tom Cruise from Risky Business with shit feet.

this made me die bro :32 (18):

 

[Flyingdragon]

I thought u were trying to keep your scat fetish a secret :32 (19):

Quality shitpost like this is what keeps this place fresh.

And you only PEE in the shower? I take a hot, steaming shit and mash it up with my feet so it'll go down the drain then hope out of the tub and run down the hall playing Tom Cruise from Risky Business with shit feet.

 

[knightmare999]

I thought u were trying to keep your scat fetish a secret :32 (19):

Not with those Brown earbuds.
Z exposed the code.