Selling drugs....

[Joliver]

Hello, my name is jol and I want to sell drugs. Hear me out before you turn my name white.

I have been in and out of this place for a while now, and I care about quite a few of you 'mos. I heard the Rich Piana crap come across the table and I decided to make a trip all the way from my home town all the way back here to sell you guys some drugs.

I'm selling you on the idea of taking Nebivolol. It is a blood pressure medicine that will, if taken regularly, save quite a few of your sorry asses (probably mine). I still hear people still passing the idea of taking cialis for BP. Read this and then decide.

Nebi is a beta blocker. Now usually BBs make you fat, knock your dick in the dirt, and make you feel like shit. Nebi is different.

How is it different?

Well, when taken below 10mgs it tends not to prevent the heart from responding to physical exertion.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1993984/

Read in that same study that Nebi is a nitric acid potentiating agent. In fact, I enjoy the fact that my BP meds give me quasi-cialis boners. You can save your life AND **** your wife.

I also get great pumps. Great pumps and boners.

Most blood pressure meds will make you a fat ass. Studies show nebi can make you ripped. You are a retard if you don't read the following study...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24256707

But WAIT!!! There's more!!!

It protects against long term scarring after myocardial infarction....
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0098179

STILL MORE!!!

It increases the left ventricular ejection fraction from you stupid ****s that don't take blood pressure meds and have started down the road to congestive heart failure!!!
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1016/S1388-9842(02)00113-7/pdf

EVEN MORE!!!!!!

It reduces your blood pressure and decreases your anxiety.

Look...I shouldn't have to sell this shit to you. Find some. ADC has it...cheap. It seems like every day, I am hearing about someone that came up with me that drops dead. We all know what we thought when Rich Piana dropped. We hoped dude was on something else...but we know whats up. Don't turn a blind eye.

And if your blood pressure medicine can give you awesome boners and cut you up, **** it....you'd be a god damned fool not to do it.

 

[Gibsonator]

wtf post of the day

 

[Flyingdragon]

My heart and blood pressure levels are healthy

Beta Blockers have serious side effects one of them is thinning of the blood to dangerous levels......

 

[Joliver]

wtf post of the day

Do I win something?

My heart and blood pressure levels are healthy

Beta Blockers have serious side effects one of them is thinning of the blood to dangerous levels......

FD's cardiovascular system consists of trannies pounding his ass to circulate his blood. You guys going to listen to him?

 

[Flyingdragon]

Do I win something?



FD's cardiovascular system consists of trannies pounding his ass to circulate his blood. You guys going to listen to him?

You cant argue with proven scientific methods. Its takes a team of highly skilled trannies to circulate my blood....

 

[stonetag]

Something to digest. Good to see ya Jol.

 

[DF]

Who's this jol guy?

 

[DieYoungStrong]

High BP is just weakness leaving the body...

Because I'm to lazy to read right now do to work and shitload of other things, what makes this different/better then, say, Bystolic? They sound very similar.

My BP has been controlled just fine with Lisinopril, is there any reason to try something this instead? Obviously, you know Jol, but to the other fuks, lisinopril is an ACE inhibitor. Works a lot different then a beta blocker.

Also, dumb fuks with high BP - go to your Dr and get on meds. Dr's love prescribing them, and ins loves paying for them. High BP = you're gonna die and have problems that cost the ins company a lot more then my $2/mo copay for Lisinopril. Don't go self-presicribing off ADC. It's just stupid. Getting on BP meds isn't like trying to cheat your Dr into giving you TRT or faking your way into a Vicodan script.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

High BP is just weakness leaving the body...

Because I'm to lazy to read right now do to work and shitload of other things, what makes this different/better then, say, Bystolic? They sound very similar.

My BP has been controlled just fine with Lisinopril, is there any reason to try something this instead? Obviously, you know Jol, but to the other fuks, lisinopril is an ACE inhibitor. Works a lot different then a beta blocker.

Also, dumb fuks with high BP - go to your Dr and get on meds. Dr's love prescribing them, and ins loves paying for them. High BP = you're gonna die and have problems that cost the ins company a lot more then my $2/mo copay for Lisinopril. Don't go self-presicribing off ADC. It's just stupid. Getting on BP meds isn't like trying to cheat your Dr into giving you TRT or faking your way into a Vicodan script.

The adc route is a good one. I hate doctors