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    Thanks for the Test erection...

    As most of you know, I had a blood draw last wk for my current cycle. Labcorp and all its wisdom lost my sample and never put it in the system due to a computer outage. So I had to go back to Labcorp this morning to give another sample, and thank god it was on them this time and was able to be a time frame 2hrs after my pin this morning as well. Well after my rant and freak out because they lost it, I went into the back to sit down to give some more blood and I got a smell of the most beautiful and heavenly scent I've ever had the pleasure to get. I turned around to see a young technician with blond hair and blue eyes with a perfect rack as far as I could see through her shirt. She instantly broke out in a blush and said its nice to see someone is attracted to me and all I could do is think to myself Wtf why would she say that, UNTIL I felt it. No shit I was standing there with a half-chub and instantly sat down to hide the damn thing. Before I left, I apologized a thousand times at least and she just kept smiling at me more everytime. So I'd just like to thank my Test levels and the girl with the blue eyes at LabCorp whom I'm hoping to see very soon again. FML
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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    Thats a ****ing epic story bro... Great laughs!!!!!!
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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    I hate when that happens!!!

    and yes it happens to the old guys too!

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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    Test can put you in some pretty awkward situations lol

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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    rofl that's freaking hilarious bro
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    Im pretty sure it was the test but damn that girl was stunning guys and it was really uncomfortable but she didnt seem to mind it. I havent seen a girl like that in forever
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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    Lmao. At that point you should have just pulled it out!

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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    I wouda've fake fainted and poked her on the sideboob while she was performing cpr.

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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    Man you were so close to having office sex & you blew it!

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    Re: Thanks for the Test erection...

    Originally Posted by Georgia View Post
    Man you were so close to having office sex & you blew it!
    Thanks for the motivation. Hold on I need to suck start my 40 lmao.
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    Bahahaha Hell yea bro! Now you need to ask her out....was she wearing a ring?

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    Heck yes at least she acknowledged you, that means she was looking at your peter, so i think you better go get some more labs done asap.

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    i know that feel bro. i know that feel.
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    yeah i hope you asked her out after that she clearly wanted the D brah
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    lmao that was funny an akward at the same time Inf..go get her bro!!!

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