No matter how long you shake it.. the last drop ends up in your pants

[Patrick30916]

Hey hey! Introducing myself. Im Pat im 23 been 1.5yr off the juice and feel like shiiiiiit

 

[Jin]

You win introduction title prize. Post your address for your prize of a case of Depends briefs. Will ship from Seekers house in Cali.

 

[PillarofBalance]

I squeeze hard from the bottom first like the toothpaste. Then wipe with a baby wipe.

Welcome to UG. The above was just a wee sample of the incredible wealth of info we have here.

 

[Patrick30916]

I see a bright...bright future for us all.

 

[Seeker]

No one here says juice. You have one strike against you. Welcome to the board. Stonetag said juice the other day. I busted his balls. He didn't get a strike. He's an old man. Poor bastard.

 

[Patrick30916]

My poor balls..

 

[BigSwolePump]

Im glad that it it happens to other people too.


Welcome

 

[stonetag]

No one here says juice. You have one strike against you. Welcome to the board. Stonetag said juice the other day. I busted his balls. He didn't get a strike. He's an old man. Poor bastard.

Wow, here I thought we were part of "the Denny's dozen" together, of course you know this means war.

 

[Robdjents]

welcome and best wishes

 

[snake]

 

[ron1204]

welcome in.

 

[Bullseye Forever]

Welcome to UGBB

 

[Intense]

Well now we know who has a prostate issue.

 

[ECKSRATED]

I squeeze hard from the bottom first like the toothpaste. Then wipe with a baby wipe.

Welcome to UG. The above was just a wee sample of the incredible wealth of info we have here.

It's funny u say that cus I work with a muslim guy and every time he goes into the bathroom he grabs a wet paper towel then walks to the urinal and places the wet paper towel on top of the dirty ass urinal, takes a piss then cleans his uncircumcised sock cock with that dirty paper towel. Every time. Nasty.

 

[dk8594]

Welcome to UGBB. Don't wear light pants on presentation day.

 

[Intense]

Reminds me of a time in highschool when a girl started her period and was wearing white denim. I felt bad for her because she didn't even know that whole hour apparently.