fuk my life

Rhino99

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BB, think of it like this..
Every year you get older that shrinks the pool of guys that look good at your age!
When your 70 you'll be banging 55 year olds, lol.

Dude, im fukking 50 and I plan on being the best looking 50 year old around. (besides Snake). Sh1t I hope Snake is over 50 or i've just made an enemy.

Girl at the gym the other day guessed I was 41 btw, so its working.
 
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metsfan4life

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happy bday bundy! you got a little over a decade on me :) but just barely
 

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Happy birthday! You can now finally tap into the fabled old man strength and really take it to the next level.
 

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Happy Birthday brutha. Just fuk a young chick tonight. It will take your mind off being over the hill...
 

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Euthanasia is legal in CA. You said so yourself.

You shouldn't have to suffer this.

I support your right to tap out of this life.
 

Bro Bundy

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just so you guys know i feel horrible about this ..Its by far the worst
 

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At least with the Florida heat your balls hang like a 20 year old.
 

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