fuk my life

[DF]

It could be worse BB. You could be Seeks age.

[BigGameHunter]

Happy birthday. Its just a number. Enjoy it. You old fuk

[j2048b]

Awww... Happy Birthday Bundy!!!

I'll be 30 at the end of march that will be a very sad day.

Just ask everyone to buy u socks cause u gonna get liiiiitt af that night and gonna need help puttin those on fo sho

[j2048b]

40? Shit ill give both testicles to be in my 20's again, my liver could actually handle drinken

[Mythos]

mid life crisis lol I need a corvette , some young pussy,a fat blunt of chronic..To bad its a jetta ,fat latina and south florida back yard boogie..fuk my life

I got an uncle that was a playboy his whole life, then when he turned 50 he married an 18 year old and settled down to have a family. Seems like he figured out how to play the system and win..

[Grego]

and they stink like a 60 year olds

my ****in balls don’t stink!
but I don’t live in Fla.
every moment you waste whining is one less moment in your life to enjoy. The older you get the less prone you are to ****in shit up .

Would I rather be in my 50s than 60s? Probably. But 20s and 30s, no way I was a a decent guy but a ****tard compared to now..
Love your life, if there is shit you don’t like fix it.

[hulksmash]

Желаю, чтобы у тебя всё было, а тебе за это ничего бы не было!

С днём рожденья Bundy

Edit: For english: well it literally translates to "i wish you have it all without the reprecussions! Happy birthday, Bundy"

[Jin]

I got an uncle that was a playboy his whole life, then when he turned 50 he married an 18 year old and settled down to have a family. Seems like he figured out how to play the system and win..

I’m the only person who liked your post.

Bunch of ****ing haters round here!