fuk my life

[MS1605]

HBD bro. I did not take 30 well and now the 40 is creaping up...

 

[Lizard King]

and they stink like a 60 year olds

Need to order some FD ball washing lotion. He personally comes over and rubs it in for you. It's spectac as the young kids say.

 

[Bro Bundy]

Need to order some FD ball washing lotion. He personally comes over and rubs it in for you. It's spectac as the young kids say.

my old balls in fds soft hands would make my birthday

 

[Flyingdragon]

What about Kevlin? He usually handles the 40 and over crowd....

my old balls in fds soft hands would make my birthday

 

[Bro Bundy]

What about Kevlin? He usually handles the 40 and over crowd....

his hands are to small

 

[Rhino99]

his hands are to small

Go with the small hands bro it will make your cock look bigger

 

[stonetag]

Happy Birthday! 40....wow, you should start coffin shopping.

 

[DieYoungStrong]

The Sopranos being 20 just totally mind-fukked my day.

 

[DF]

It could be worse BB. You could be Seeks age. :32 (18):

 

[BigGameHunter]

Happy birthday. Its just a number. Enjoy it. You old fuk

 

[j2048b]

Awww... Happy Birthday Bundy!!!

I'll be 30 at the end of march that will be a very sad day.

Just ask everyone to buy u socks cause u gonna get liiiiitt af that night and gonna need help puttin those on fo sho

 

[j2048b]

40? Shit ill give both testicles to be in my 20's again, my liver could actually handle drinken

 

[Mythos]

mid life crisis lol I need a corvette , some young pussy,a fat blunt of chronic..To bad its a jetta ,fat latina and south florida back yard boogie..fuk my life

I got an uncle that was a playboy his whole life, then when he turned 50 he married an 18 year old and settled down to have a family. Seems like he figured out how to play the system and win..

 

[Grego]

and they stink like a 60 year olds

my ****in balls don’t stink!
but I don’t live in Fla.
every moment you waste whining is one less moment in your life to enjoy. The older you get the less prone you are to ****in shit up .

Would I rather be in my 50s than 60s? Probably. But 20s and 30s, no way I was a a decent guy but a ****tard compared to now..
Love your life, if there is shit you don’t like fix it.

 

[hulksmash]

Желаю, чтобы у тебя всё было, а тебе за это ничего бы не было!

С днём рожденья Bundy

Edit: For english: well it literally translates to "i wish you have it all without the reprecussions! Happy birthday, Bundy"

 

[Jin]

I got an uncle that was a playboy his whole life, then when he turned 50 he married an 18 year old and settled down to have a family. Seems like he figured out how to play the system and win..

I’m the only person who liked your post.

Bunch of ****ing haters round here!

 

[Swolltime]

Best of wishes



Im not far off

 

[Jackblack69]

I got an uncle that was a playboy his whole life, then when he turned 50 he married an 18 year old and settled down to have a family. Seems like he figured out how to play the system and win..

This ^ do this^ no regrets.

Jack

 

[Bro Bundy]

Since it was bumped ill update...I FUKKING HATE BEING 40

 

[automatondan]

You old bastard.