Just wanted to say hi

[Mayday]

Hey there.

It's early. It's real early.

This message is not so much a mayday, but it will be most likely construed as mayday, nonetheless.

I'm new here. I've been lurking for a while. I've read a shit load of books about AAS, PCT, AIs, and all the rest. It's all cool shit.

When I was a little kid, I was put on growth hormones because I was a genetic outlier; I was an anomaly of sorts.

Stats
5'7
155 lbs
bf 8%

I'm very old now. I'm 37. I spend most of my days reading. I love to read. I'd love to go toe to toe about anything and everything health related. I know you all have a lot to teach and I'd love to learn. So, if you're interested, hit me up. Hell, you might learn a thing or two.

It's a shitty intro, I know.

I should post about diet.

I should post about how I like 5x5s over 3x10s, or how I decline bench press below my neck 'till failure.

Maybe I should tell you about sources.


Perhaps, I should refrain!

I can't wait to read the responses.


I love this board.

 

[Jin]

From one troll to another, welcome to The Underground!

 

[Viduus]

I’ll take the high road and say “welcome”. Hope Jin’s wrong.

 

[DeltaWave]

It’s clearly a troll. And a bad one at that.

Least amount of subtlety I’ve seen in awhile.

Hi der, and welcome.

 

[snake]

Well that was oddly different. Welcome to UG!

 

[Gadawg]

Please post a video of your "below the neck presses". I want to learn

 

[naughtychihuahua]

Welcome to the board

Were you under the influence of drugs when you wrote this?

 

[Jin]

Annoying trolls get the boot.

Funny trolls stay and get promoted to moderator.

 

[gymrat827]

welcome boss

 

[Viduus]

Annoying trolls get the boot.

Funny trolls stay and get promoted to moderator.

As long as it’s not BFK, I’m sub’d for a bit.

edit: plus you hit a soft spot. I have docs trying to convince my wife to let them prescribe gh for my four year old daughter.

 

[HollyWoodCole]

Mayday, meet HulkSmash.

This could be fun.


Welcome.

 

[Lil Ed]

welcome to UG

 

[jennerrator]

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mayday]

Nope, I'm not a troll. I was somewhat under the influence of alcohol when I wrote that intro. Hindsight is 20/20, I guess.

Anyway, I hope to learn a little bit here. You all definitely seem to know your stuff.

Thanks again for the welcome!

 

[Jin]

Nope, I'm not a troll. I was somewhat under the influence of alcohol when I wrote that intro. Hindsight is 20/20, I guess.

Anyway, I hope to learn a little bit here. You all definitely seem to know your stuff.

Thanks again for the welcome!

Mediocre

Lets stick with drunk posts.

 

[jennerrator]

Nope, I'm not a troll. I was somewhat under the influence of alcohol when I wrote that intro. Hindsight is 20/20, I guess.

Anyway, I hope to learn a little bit here. You all definitely seem to know your stuff.

Thanks again for the welcome!

It’s ok...we’ve had other drinkers post threads... lol Join that crowd...but maybe change a tad of that lifestyle!!!!!

 

[Jin]

It’s ok...we’ve had other drinkers post threads... lol Join that crowd...but maybe change a tad of that lifestyle!!!!!

Funny>sobriety

 

[Mayday]

Truth be told, cessation of impurities and a deep yearning for a better life is more or less why I'm here.

Then again, I'll refrain from true repentance. If I was to engage in copious ass-kissery, I'd just be another boring dolt pining for everyone's acceptance.

Granted, I am pining for your acceptance, but I'd never admit it.

DAMN.

You got me.

 

[Mayday]

As long as it’s not BFK, I’m sub’d for a bit.

edit: plus you hit a soft spot. I have docs trying to convince my wife to let them prescribe gh for my four year old daughter.

Endocrinologists who actually care could make a world of difference.

If she is meeting her caloric needs on a daily basis and is still not growing, I'd consider an endocrinologist. I'm no expert, nor could I tell you if I would have benefitted more if I didn't partake. Either way, it's well worth the consideration.

 

[JuiceTrain]

Welcome to the forum...