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    Splooge causing higher test.

    So I just came home and my wife tells me that she has a theory why she has had more acne than usual.

    (Normally shes has perfect clear skin)
    Her theory is its my fault because my testosterone is somehow being absorbed by her when I splooge inside.

    Just thought Id share.

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    years ago a lady told me she was getting leaner from all the tren nuts i was pumping into her..

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    Wife should be a scientist
    Everything heals with semen- Rise 2018

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    Sounds like she needs a facial...
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    One way or another, it’s always our fault! Lol

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    send her for labs! LOL
    Poptarts are muscle food!

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    Tell her to spit. lol

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    Adrosplooge..

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    There was a CF competitor last year who swears that she failed her drug test from giving her bf a blowjob, because what he was using ended up in his semen.

    Even if that were true, it takes some guts to go with that story.

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    Originally Posted by motown1002 View Post
    Tell her to spit. lol
    Now you're giving them a reason not to swallow? Who's side you on here man?
    Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

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    I'm going to help you and her out.

    With vaginal sex the semen tend to use its sticky properties to stay in place long enough to be absorbed. This is nature doing what nature does and there's nothing she can do about it.

    As for oral sex and swallowing the semen; the digestive system can not break down the semen since the semen has a protective barrier. This barrier can not be destroyed by her stomach acids but once in the small intestines, it is readily absorbed and can pass into the blood stream.

    In conclusion, vaginal sex and oral sex should be kept to a minimum, about once a week for each will not cause a build-up of excess testosterone that is the cause of her acne. Since the descending colon has little to do with final digestion and is for the most part just a staging area for release, I recommend that she receives routine anal sex.

    Ultimately the choice is hers; deal with the break-outs or take it in the ass.
    Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

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    Some snowflake neg repped me for my comment.

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    well deserved for that kind of suggestion

    Originally Posted by motown1002 View Post
    Some snowflake neg repped me for my comment.
    A lot stronger than Gibs will ever be

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    Originally Posted by snake View Post
    I'm going to help you and her out.

    With vaginal sex the semen tend to use its sticky properties to stay in place long enough to be absorbed. This is nature doing what nature does and there's nothing she can do about it.

    As for oral sex and swallowing the semen; the digestive system can not break down the semen since the semen has a protective barrier. This barrier can not be destroyed by her stomach acids but once in the small intestines, it is readily absorbed and can pass into the blood stream.

    In conclusion, vaginal sex and oral sex should be kept to a minimum, about once a week for each will not cause a build-up of excess testosterone that is the cause of her acne. Since the descending colon has little to do with final digestion and is for the most part just a staging area for release, I recommend that she receives routine anal sex.

    Ultimately the choice is hers; deal with the break-outs or take it in the ass.
    Sounds like a very well thought out educated conclusion.
    In the name of science and saving her skin, its nothing but anal sex from here on out.

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    Originally Posted by simplesteve55021 View Post
    Sounds like a very well thought out educated conclusion.
    In the name of science and saving her skin, its nothing but anal sex from here on out.
    You will let us know how you make out when you present this, right? Best not to start the conversation with, "Snake said..."
    Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

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    Originally Posted by snake View Post
    You will let us know how you make out when you present this, right? Best not to start the conversation with, "Snake said..."
    I believe facts are on my side so I should win this one, I'll keep you posted.

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    that would be a cool band name

    just thinking out loud

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