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    Tomorrow is Valentine's Day

    Tomorrow is Valentine's day all you love birds. Make sure to remember to get your pan-sapio-hetero-homo sexual partner something if she / he / they care about that stuff.

    Pro tip: Make plans to go out to eat another night of the week with them. Valentine's day is the worst day of the year to go out to eat because restaurants are crowded, the service sucks, and a lot of them have shitty overpriced "valentine's day menus."

    Have fun

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    Originally Posted by CohibaRobusto View Post
    Tomorrow is Valentine's day all you love birds. Make sure to remember to get your pan-sapio-hetero-homo sexual partner something if she / he / they care about that stuff.

    Pro tip: Make plans to go out to eat another night of the week with them. Valentine's day is the worst day of the year to go out to eat because restaurants are crowded, the service sucks, and a lot of them have shitty overpriced "valentine's day menus."

    Have fun
    That sure is a lot of words to say "Butt Sex".
    "Look at all these slave masters posin' on yo' dollar..."
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    Originally Posted by NbleSavage View Post
    That sure is a lot of words to say "Butt Sex".
    A properly executed vday should definitely score you some anal.

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    My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?
    "The weight teaches you"
    The more you treat each rep independently, as its own workout, the better.

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    Originally Posted by Seeker View Post
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    My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?
    Congratulations, you get anal.

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    Originally Posted by Seeker View Post
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    My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?
    Just showed my lady this. I instantly regretted that decision.

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    Originally Posted by CJ275 View Post
    Just showed my lady this. I instantly regretted that decision.
    bad move lol.
    mine is getting 2 sets of lingerie, 1 strappy thong and 2 different perfumes.
    aka; the roc

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    Brothers - could someone plz post this 3 or 4 days ealier next year .. now I'm pretty must toast (again) ... lucky I am taking her out of town this weekend ... nothing better than vacations sex ...
    HRT for life!

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    Originally Posted by transcend2007 View Post
    Brothers - could someone plz post this 3 or 4 days ealier next year .. now I'm pretty must toast (again) ... lucky I am taking her out of town this weekend ... nothing better than vacations sex ...
    Most grocery stores sell flowers dude, you ain't dead yet!

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    Originally Posted by Gibsonator View Post
    bad move lol.
    mine is getting 2 sets of lingerie, 1 strappy thong and 2 different perfumes.
    Strappy thong eh? How big a dildo do
    you take?

    We cannot chose our external circumstances, but we can always choose how we respond to them.



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    Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    Strappy thong eh? How big a dildo do
    you take?
    thong/g string panties but they have multiple straps that run up the sides, they're sexy af.
    aka; the roc

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    Nothing. In fact, she didn't know it was Valentines day and when I mentioned it I was told to get nothing. If she wants/needs something year round she gets it. In the past though we have been on vacation several years over Valentines Day which is kinda cool. Anyway, she'll get 3 minutes of Valentines Day tonight.
    Last edited by BRICKS; 02-13-2020 at 10:19 PM.

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    It's a dumb ass "holiday".
    Size is the prize and swole is the goal

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    Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep
    A lot stronger than Gibs will ever be

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    I’m a dick. 9/10 of me says “I work and pay the bills to make sure you have a roof over your head and food to eat - isn’t that enough?”

    I’ve learned sadly that it’s not enough.

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    I’m mixing it up this year and cooking at home with my dad for my mom, daughter and the wife. Hopefully they’ll enjoy the family setting
    figured it’s better Surround by family in our own home than a crowded night out. Parents are gonna take the kiddo so we can have the rest of the night to ourselves though.

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    Originally Posted by Trump View Post
    Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep
    WIFE:

    Washing
    Ironing
    F*cking
    Etc.

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    Originally Posted by Straight30weight View Post
    It's a dumb ass "holiday".
    It's a hallmark day. Biggest load of crap


    Originally Posted by Trump View Post
    Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep
    Can she iron a proper crease?


    I have the pleasure of having a hearing today.
    I will take my son and sister out for lunch.

    Might get white girl wasted.
    Well, to be fair...
    I'm addicted to swallowing GUM.
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    she only just got it this morning give her a chance

    Originally Posted by German89 View Post
    It's a hallmark day. Biggest load of crap



    Can she iron a proper crease?


    I have the pleasure of having a hearing today.
    I will take my son and sister out for lunch.

    Might get white girl wasted.
    A lot stronger than Gibs will ever be

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    Originally Posted by Trump View Post
    she only just got it this morning give her a chance
    Well it's about time!

    Oma taught me when I was like 12 how to properly Iron. Now.. if I could only sew.
    Well, to be fair...
    I'm addicted to swallowing GUM.
    It's All For The 'Gram.



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