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[Jin]

An old fish swims past two young fish. He says “Hey boys, how's the water?”.

The two young fishes swim on for a while. One turns to the other and says “what the Hell is water?”.

 

[ComeBacKid85]

Saw this and new right away it was going to be a great day thanks Jin.

 

[BRICKS]

A young bull and an old bull are standing on the top of a hill. The young bull sias to the old one, "let's run down and fk us a couple of cows". The old bull replies " let's walk down and fk them all".

 

[BigGameHunter]

Lol @ Jin
I avoided this thread earlier As I didn’t have time ...thinking it was going to be a spiritual quest. You’re almost like the gift that keeps on giving

 

[NbleSavage]

A Buddhist says to a hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything"

 

[Jin]

How much control did you have over the timing and circumstances of your birth?

How much control will you have over your death?

 

[Blusoul24]

Two monks are walking through the forest, when they come upon a beautiful, naked woman standing at the edge of a fast moving river, because she’s afraid to cross.

Without any hesitation, the older monk picks her up, wades across, puts her down on the opposite bank, and they set off in their way again.

After about an hour, the younger monk asks him: “Isn’t that driving you crazy?”

“What do you mean?” Replies the older monk.

“We’re celibate, and you just had a beautiful, naked woman in your arms; how can you stand that?”

The older monk pauses for a second and says: “I put her down back by the river, why are you still carrying her?”

 

[Jin]

Who am I?

Am I my foot?
Am I the insecure, constant monologue in my head?

Perhaps Identifying solely as either one is equally absurd.

 

[Jin]

You can never enter the same river twice.

 

[1bigun11]

Everyone has a chapter they don’t want read out loud.

 

[1bigun11]

I’m not interested in whether you have stood with the great. I’m interested in whether you have sat with the broken.

 

[Jin]

“Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head”.

Rent is for suckers.

 

[1bigun11]

Don’t come to me with a flimsy boat
and expect my seas to calm.
For I am a raging storm contained in flesh,
and you cannot love me in a row boat.


Don’t come to me with your maps
and star charts and facts about the wind, set your sails and we will wind up lost together, for I know not where my gusts will blow.


Stand on the bow
and raise your arms like an offering.
have no fear of the rain in me,
have no fear of the dark,
for I will cradle your ship
like an infant thing,
and give you home
in all the raging.

 

[Mhenshaw]

Bullshit is commonplace... using vagueness or ambiguity to mask a lack of meaningfulness is surely common in political rhetoric, marketing, and even academia.

Boobs!

 

[Jin]

A man’s life is dominated by one of two primary emotions.

Fear

Love

Choose one or the other or you forfeit the right to choose.

 

[Blusoul24]

"My own sins look particularly ugly on other people."

 

[sfw509]

Is it still the truth if nobody believes it?

 

[Jin]

Is it still the truth if nobody believes it?

Yes.

10characters.

 

[nissan11]

Even the swiftest horse can not outrun a word once spoken.

 

[sfw509]

Yes.

10characters.

hahaha. Thank you. Been telling a friend to join here for a while now. Thinks they are immune to side effects. I told them I will post this question and somebody who has the deal together will agree with me.