A young bull and an old bull are standing on the top of a hill. The young bull sias to the old one, "let's run down and fk us a couple of cows". The old bull replies " let's walk down and fk them all".
Lol @ Jin
I avoided this thread earlier As I didn’t have time ...thinking it was going to be a spiritual quest. You’re almost like the gift that keeps on giving
Two monks are walking through the forest, when they come upon a beautiful, naked woman standing at the edge of a fast moving river, because she’s afraid to cross.
Without any hesitation, the older monk picks her up, wades across, puts her down on the opposite bank, and they set off in their way again.
After about an hour, the younger monk asks him: “Isn’t that driving you crazy?”
“What do you mean?” Replies the older monk.
“We’re celibate, and you just had a beautiful, naked woman in your arms; how can you stand that?”
The older monk pauses for a second and says: “I put her down back by the river, why are you still carrying her?”
Don’t come to me with a flimsy boat and expect my seas to calm. For I am a raging storm contained in flesh, and you cannot love me in a row boat.
Don’t come to me with your maps and star charts and facts about the wind, set your sails and we will wind up lost together, for I know not where my gusts will blow.
Stand on the bow and raise your arms like an offering. have no fear of the rain in me, have no fear of the dark, for I will cradle your ship like an infant thing, and give you home in all the raging.
Bullshit is commonplace... using vagueness or ambiguity to mask a lack of meaningfulness is surely common in political rhetoric, marketing, and even academia.
hahaha. Thank you. Been telling a friend to join here for a while now. Thinks they are immune to side effects. I told them I will post this question and somebody who has the deal together will agree with me.