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    Contact Free Delivery

    So, the brain trust at Jimmy John's emailed me today about their contact free delivery. I guess they will have a robot make it, then load it in a howitzer and shoot it to my front door.

    Somebody has to make it then the delivery driver has to put it in HIS car and then bring it up the steps to my door.

    GTFOH with "contact free". All it means is we'll put it on your porch. That isn't a new thing, Ever seen Home Alone?

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    lmfao.

    brilliant marketing. eh?
    Well, to be fair...
    I'm addicted to swallowing GUM.
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    Marketing for the sheeple
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    I expect full contact with my delivery driver
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    Originally Posted by Flyingdragon View Post
    I expect full contact with my delivery driver
    With a rubber
    Well, to be fair...
    I'm addicted to swallowing GUM.
    It's All For The 'Gram.



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    It is contact free..... For them!

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    Been thinking the same thing DL..what a joke

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    I'd rather not interact with delivery drivers if I don't have to, Covid or not. I'm fine with it. I get your point though.

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    You had me at sandwich Howitzers

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    Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.

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    Originally Posted by BrotherJ View Post
    Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.
    Move to Japan. Nobody will bother you. Ever.

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    Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    Move to Japan. Nobody will bother you. Ever.
    That sounds great honestly. I hate how sometimes random people I don't know feel obligated to start convrrsations with me. It only happens when I'm in a rush or trying to focus on something. Seems like mostly the elderly population too.

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    Originally Posted by BrotherJ View Post
    Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.

    LMFAO @ "I just want my tacos man"
    Well, to be fair...
    I'm addicted to swallowing GUM.
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    Originally Posted by German89 View Post
    LMFAO @ "I just want my tacos man"
    Sounds like a line you would hear out of the movie Pineapple Express, hahaha. "I got these cheeseburgers, man"!

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    Originally Posted by BrotherJ View Post
    Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my pink tacos man.
    Feel like they are waiting for a tip. Oh, fixed it for ya, by the way. lol

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    I like no contact delivery. I dont want to talk to the mother ****ers.
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    Originally Posted by Big Worm View Post
    I like no contact delivery. I dont want to talk to the mother ****ers.
    Is that Worm??

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