Contact Free Delivery

[DEADlifter]

So, the brain trust at Jimmy John's emailed me today about their contact free delivery. I guess they will have a robot make it, then load it in a howitzer and shoot it to my front door.

Somebody has to make it then the delivery driver has to put it in HIS car and then bring it up the steps to my door.

GTFOH with "contact free". All it means is we'll put it on your porch. That isn't a new thing, Ever seen Home Alone?

 

[German89]

lmfao.

brilliant marketing. eh?

 

[Rhino99]

Marketing for the sheeple

 

[Flyingdragon]

I expect full contact with my delivery driver

 

[German89]

I expect full contact with my delivery driver

With a rubber

 

[CJ]

It is contact free..... For them! :32 (18):

 

[Gabriel]

Been thinking the same thing DL..what a joke

 

[CohibaRobusto]

I'd rather not interact with delivery drivers if I don't have to, Covid or not. I'm fine with it. I get your point though.

 

[BrotherJ]

You had me at sandwich Howitzers

 

[BrotherJ]

Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.

 

[Jin]

Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.

Move to Japan. Nobody will bother you. Ever.

 

[CohibaRobusto]

Move to Japan. Nobody will bother you. Ever.

That sounds great honestly. I hate how sometimes random people I don't know feel obligated to start convrrsations with me. It only happens when I'm in a rush or trying to focus on something. Seems like mostly the elderly population too.

 

[German89]

Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my tacos man.

LMFAO @ "I just want my tacos man"

 

[Grizzly911]

LMFAO @ "I just want my tacos man"

Sounds like a line you would hear out of the movie Pineapple Express, hahaha. "I got these cheeseburgers, man"!

 

[motown1002]

Also, and I know this is petty, but I hate talking to delivery people. I know they are doing their job and that's all great - but I hate making the "obligatory" awkward 45 seconds of small talk in my front door about my dog, my house, truck in the driveway, the food I ordered, gee it's hot out etc...I just want my pink tacos man.

Feel like they are waiting for a tip. Oh, fixed it for ya, by the way. lol

 

[Big Worm]

I like no contact delivery. I dont want to talk to the mother ****ers.

 

[mugzy]

I like no contact delivery. I dont want to talk to the mother ****ers.

Is that Worm??