Mid-life crisis

[Mr P]

I recently saw a pic of me when I was 23 & DAMN, it suddenly hit me ... I'm getting old !
I looked in the mirror & noticed a few white hairs, so my midlife crises began ...
I read some about it & it's pretty normal for us to go through this some experience it from the age of 35 and up, 1 out of 4 men will go through this phase, for most it goes away and the phase ends, and for a few it's more severe... It's like coming to ralization of our own mortality & youth...
So I went through a phase like this for about 2 weeks, was feeling down, but excercise is the best medicine, I tell u.

So for all you old fucks & haters out there here are a few tips to help u move past this:

If life throws lemons at u... go make some lemonade & bake a pie with the left overs..

If your short like me.. Go out & get elevator shoes (they make u 3" taller, I used to be 5'7 and now I'm 5'10, I now go out & feel like Jesus Christ!
I look at the little guys & say " Get out of my way u pesant" I'm 5'10 bitch deal with it !!
I even sleep with them babies on, Hell I even take a shower wearing them... just like the Jedi has it's own power.. I get my power through my shoes.


Just wondering who else needs to get these shoes... as they are life changing & I might be willing to send u a free pair

 

[CLSMTH700]

i know what your saying brother (well maybe not about sleeping with the elevator shoes) but the rest for sure ... having a good or positive attitude is everything isnt it ?

mortality and aging is a weird deal bro. can really get some people down to say the least.

 

[63Vette]

I have socks older than you....

 

[Mr P]

lol, that's why we have gh to reverse aging but yes gotta keep a positive attitude

 

[Mr P]

I have socks older than you....

sell them as antics on ebay

 

[AndroSport]

You didn't mention your actual age? lol

I have a good bro who looked like a bodybuilder before he even started lifting... but he was short like 5'6'' (he was like 5'10'' wide though) like a fuckin tree stump lol we played ball together (insane nose guard i tell ya... try to knock over a short built buy like that who has 4 legs and could rep out 405 on bench as a junior in high school)

He got some elevator shoes and then he was 5'9''... and on the filed he wore the 3/4'' cleats that are illegal in most high schools now.

Anyways - most of the world like men who are a bit more "seasoned" - they seem to think men look better as they age so thats a plus bud!

 

[Jada]

My brother P we All young bucks will all be in Ur shoes one day. What matters is ur health and ur moments with ur family.

 

[Mrs P]

AWWWWWW Mr P I feelz ya !!
Now, as long as u don't go buying Justin Bieber's t-shirts & skinny jeans I'M GOOD
Keep wearing your shoes, today is Wed (Bowling night) U did order a pair of bowling elevator shoes, didn't ya ?

 

[beasto]

Don't worry P you still got 2" on me i'm barely 5'8" but i'm young buckin it...I age slow people always think i'm younger but have had some grey hairs since 17 haha.

 

[Illtemper]

The older I get, I've just learned to say fuck it! The thought of, 'you only live once' really plays a roll in my life now. I even think of what I wanna have on my bucket list so I can start knocking them off of it. It's weird thinking but almost better at the same time.

At 33 I absolutely do look a million times better now than I did back then. I seen a few picks of me and couldnt believe how skinny I was and
how unmuscular I actually was too. I used to think I was big back then...... LOL!!

 

[Mr P]

You didn't mention your actual age? lol

I have a good bro who looked like a bodybuilder before he even started lifting... but he was short like 5'6'' (he was like 5'10'' wide though) like a fuckin tree stump lol we played ball together (insane nose guard i tell ya... try to knock over a short built buy like that who has 4 legs and could rep out 405 on bench as a junior in high school)

He got some elevator shoes and then he was 5'9''... and on the filed he wore the 3/4'' cleats that are illegal in most high schools now.

Anyways - most of the world like men who are a bit more "seasoned" - they seem to think men look better as they age so thats a plus bud!

I'm 40 and slowly decomposing (

My brother P we All young bucks will all be in Ur shoes one day. What matters is ur health and ur moments with ur family.

true, but I want to keep wearing these shoes it gives me an edge

AWWWWWW Mr P I feelz ya !!
Now, as long as u don't go buying Justin Bieber's t-shirts & skinny jeans I'M GOOD
Keep wearing your shoes, today is Wed (Bowling night) U did order a pair of bowling elevator shoes, didn't ya ?

Whaaaaaat ?? I would be all over them skinny jeans, if I could only make my fat ass fit into them

 

[Mr P]

Don't worry P you still got 2" on me i'm barely 5'8" but i'm young buckin it...I age slow people always think i'm younger but have had some grey hairs since 17 haha.

damn bro I don't want to sound like a spammer, get them elevator shoes it feels good

The older I get, I've just learned to say fuck it! The thought of, 'you only live once' really plays a roll in my life now. I even think of what I wanna have on my bucket list so I can start knocking them off of it. It's weird thinking but almost better at the same time.

At 33 I absolutely do look a million times better now than I did back then. I seen a few picks of me and couldnt believe how skinny I was and
how unmuscular I actually was too. I used to think I was big back then...... LOL!!

lol, I do look much more massive and leaner then I was 23, thats why I overcame this crisis, that and the elevator shoes is the reason I feel more confidant

 

[HH]

You need to get your self a bright yellow or red corvette convertible!

You still got about 50 years left,no big deal man lol everyday above ground, is a good day.

 

[gymrat827]

You need to get your self a bright yellow or red corvette convertible!

You still got about 50 years left,no big deal man lol everyday above ground, is a good day.

x2x on the vette


im almost 28 and i literally have 20% gray hair lol....

dont mind, my girl kinda likes it.

 

[Jawey]

Hilarious thread haha, I'd be afraid of those elevator shoes... I dont know about me being 6'6" and towering over everybody even more... NO ELEVATOR SHOES FOR ME!

 

[63Vette]

As long as you take care of yourself and are fit you are gtg brothers. I have a LOT of silver in my hair and I get compliments on it all the time. Some women like older men and it's like everything else- there is always someone younger and someone older so just enjoy where you are now. Life is good and the older I have gotten the BETTER my life has gotten...

I am 54 my wife is 37 and financially, health wise and emotionally I have never been in a better position. Simply be the best you can be every day and be good to everyone you come in contact with and watch how good things get for you!

Vette

 

[ken Sass]

man every day is better than the last

 

[grind4it]

Lmao, yea bro. I'm living the mid life crisis. I won't get in to all the details on the open board but I can say this I got a 600hp vette, new clothes an I pound GH like its going out of style.

Good luck bro, try to keep your mind right. People tell me it gets better but IDK, it started at 37 and I'm 42. Some times it gets in my head bad. When I look in the mirror I still see a 25 year old kid that wants to rule the world....every now and then I catch a glimpse of an old guy looking back at me....like, old deep in the eyes old. When I blink he's gone and the kid is back. I've wounded if at some point the old guy stay and te kid goes, maybe thats when you become old and the crazy mid life shit ends.

Good luck and hit me up if you start felling nutty.

To everyone else I apologize if I got to real, right there.

Grind

 

[CLSMTH700]

wow. that was real shit.

 

[Mr P]

Thxs fellas ! I'll just stick to GH, training, eating well & then finally I'm gonna get me a muscle car, thinking about a classic vet silver with black leather