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    Mid life crisis part 3

    Here's a point of view from the wife of a man going through a mid life crisis...


    It's basically being asked over and over again:

    "Honey do u notice any new gray hair ?"
    "Honey can u show me that pic of me when I was 21 again?"
    "I ordered me a new pair of elevator shoes ok"
    " Can u order me a really expensive face scrub ? I really need to exfoliate my skin"
    "Do I still look young to u ?"
    "Have I lost any muscle mass?"
    "Is my ass still sexy ?"


    Yes, it is as hard for the one going through the crises as it is for the wife.... C'mon seriously!!! man have it much easier than women when it comes to aging.... We have to carry the babies, deliver the babies, nurse the babies, deal with stretch marks & ruined abs.... work twice as hard to stay fit, deal with the hormonal hell which is menopause.. Ok enough said

    BTW, babe the dealer just called they said the "Mustang" is ready for pick up but that your request to have a "Pussy magnet" installed is a no go... cause there's no such thing.... but to tell u that the car alone is a pussy magnet..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-?

    Now seriously babe, u know I'll let u pimp up our mini van anyday, hey, it's not a mustang but it's a MILF magnet <:-P

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    lol, awesome. We also have wives that let us complain!

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Mrs P YOU HATIN ON ME?
    Originally Posted by Mrs P

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    HAHA. Haven't seen that one.

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Lot of lowkey hatin goin on lol

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Originally Posted by Mrs P View Post
    Here's a point of view from the wife of a man going through a mid life crisis...


    It's basically being asked over and over again:

    "Honey do u notice any new gray hair ?"
    "Honey can u show me that pic of me when I was 21 again?"
    "I ordered me a new pair of elevator shoes ok"
    " Can u order me a really expensive face scrub ? I really need to exfoliate my skin"
    "Do I still look young to u ?"
    "Have I lost any muscle mass?"
    "Is my ass still sexy ?"


    Yes, it is as hard for the one going through the crises as it is for the wife.... C'mon seriously!!! man have it much easier than women when it comes to aging.... We have to carry the babies, deliver the babies, nurse the babies, deal with stretch marks & ruined abs.... work twice as hard to stay fit, deal with the hormonal hell which is menopause.. Ok enough said BTW, babe the dealer just called they said the "Mustang" is ready for pick up but that your request to have a "Pussy magnet" installed is a no go... cause there's no such thing.... but to tell u that the car alone is a pussy magnet..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-?

    Now seriously babe, u know I'll let u pimp up our mini van anyday, hey, it's not a mustang but it's a MILF magnet <:-P
    Yes, but the thing is us guys have to deal with you ladies dealing with all that stuff. lol

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    I love the p's

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

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    Yes, but the thing is us guys have to deal with you ladies dealing with all that stuff. lol
    Yupp, and its Always all our fault...
    US Goverment Policy: If It Ain't Broken, Fix It Till It Is.

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Originally Posted by Mr P View Post
    Mrs P YOU HATIN ON ME?

    I ain't hatin babe


    your sexy and u know it !!!

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Originally Posted by Dfeaton View Post
    Yes, but the thing is us guys have to deal with you ladies dealing with all that stuff. lol

    Valid point, but I still win lol

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Originally Posted by Mrs P View Post
    Valid point, but I still win lol
    Yes you do Mrs P.

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Awesome!!! Lol

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    Ah yes - you Ps are great! Nice new avatar, Mrs P! Yum!

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    ^^^^^x2 on the avatar Mrs P!

    WE'RE NOT WORTHY

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    ^^^^^x2 on the avatar Mrs P!

    WE'RE NOT WORTHY

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    Re: Mid life crisis part 3

    I must admit that I have come very close to buying a new camaro. I really like the look of those. Then I realize if I want to go suba diving it's not really a good fit to have wet smelly scuba gear in the back seat & trunk.

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