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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Hahahaha! "You close yo mutha ****ing eyes!"

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Lmao!!!! Good one.

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Lmao the shit you see in broward county
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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    this guy would be a superstar in nj..ya im refusing the motha ****in test

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Not worth driving under the influence. In AZ, you'd be looking at more than $10,000 bucks including fines, atty fees, plus at least one night in jail.

    That hammered guy was funny as shit though.

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Originally Posted by transcend2007 View Post
    Not worth driving under the influence. In AZ, you'd be looking at more than $10,000 bucks including fines, atty fees, plus at least one night in jail.

    That hammered guy was funny as shit though.
    Agreed ^^^^^ in AZ even if you are UNDER the legal limit the officer can decide on his own if HE/SHE thinks you have had to much and jack you big time.

    Punishment = officer coating his penis in hair spray then rolling it in desert sand before performing anal rape on you without lube. This is before any fines are imposed.

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    LMFAO..Good one P goooood one!! Made my day bro!!!

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    Hahahahahaha

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    Lmfao) )
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    Rolf... Funny ass shit.
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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    P you come up with the best stuff lol

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Do you understand the rigths that have been read to you Mr Turner ?
    HELL, NO !
    I know I am motha fuc*ing drunk, but I wasn't no motha *****ng driiiiving !!!
    love this guy ! LOL !!!!

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Originally Posted by Mrs P View Post
    Do you understand the rigths that have been read to you Mr Turner ?
    HELL, NO !
    I know I am motha fuc*ing drunk, but I wasn't no motha *****ng driiiiving !!!
    love this guy ! LOL !!!!
    thats halirious ha ha

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    Re: Mr Turner funny drunk

    Shit like this makes me think how entertaining it would be to become a cop.
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