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    If only bitches understood...


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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Funny stuff right there.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Oh yes. :-S

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Classic. Sad but true.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    I just read it to my wife. She said he's a bastard.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Hahahahaha ya sounds like what my lady would do.
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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    id bang the bitch in the picture
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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Originally Posted by Yaya View Post
    id bang the bitch in the picture
    you would bang a snake if we would hold its head lol.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    That sounds like my fiance... Whenever she has problems with the bike, she gets so distant and withdrawn. It really worries me. lol

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Lol, my GF pulls that shit all the time. "what's wrong?" or "Are you mad at me?" then I do end up being mad cause she is pestering the shit out of me!

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    If I had to say why I am still married after 22 years it is primarily because my wife has mastered the art of "Leaving me the **** Alone" when that's exactly what I need.

    It's quite impressive really.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    That's funny.....but I need more from my wife than that. I need to say, "My ****ing bike won't start and I am pissed off! Help me figure this shit out!" I don't need a wife I can't talk to about everyday shit, I need someone I can communicate with. Plus it makes ****ing her much more fun.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    Lol........

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    my woman will start a conversation and go off on these tangents that have nothing to do with the original point of what she was trying to tell me. Sometimes I will ask her what that has to do with her original comment (maybe I got lost or something along the way?). Sometimes I have to prompt her when she is on a tangent. I'll use the word "Anyways...." and I'll do a rolling motion with my finger. She doesn't like it, but it's either that or I begin to lose interest (I have ADHD, she knows and accepts it). Other times, I let her ramble, and I do get lost along the way. So it is difficult for me at times. Here's another observation. I'll be watching the game, and then I'll pause it to go to the head and eliminate some beer. She'll be in the den, next to the bathroom, sees me, and wants to start a conversation. first off, timing sucks. I gotta pee! And when I leave the head, I wanna go finish watching the game. She can ask me about the washing machine later.

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    Re: If only bitches understood...

    I came home one afternoon and said will you get me a beer before it starts?.... she said what starts? What are you talking about? what do you mean, what are you laughing at.

    Then I said too late it just started.

    Thats actually a joke and she fell for it.

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