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    Cannot make this stuff up

    Talking to a guy that Mods on a Noob Site sent me into a flashback. Share you kicks, nothing like a good laugh. Here are a couple of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

    "I just pinned 250mgs Test E and nothing happened".

    "These vials don't have flip tops, don't buy from this SRC, it's fake".

    "Labels are crooked which tells me I probably got burned"

    "This gear is bunk, I only gained 20lbs".

    Anyone else got some?
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    My nipples are sensitive in my first week of 500 a week test e cycle. I think I have gyno. Help me.

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Since steroids make your muscles big, will they also make my dick bigger?
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Originally Posted by BigHerm View Post
    My nipples are sensitive in my first week of 500 a week test e cycle. I think I have gyno. Help me.
    Oh Hell how did I forget that one!
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    What kinds of gains will I see from a dbol cycle?
    Stay consistent!

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Oh, you've been waiting on your pack for 3 months? I'll email "our uncle" and tell him you're waiting.
    In need of dieting help? Email me at HeliosNutrition@gmail.com

    Asking pillar how much orals to take is like asking Charlie Sheen how many hookers you should ****. - Jin

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Peanut butter and soup sandwich.
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Biggest one is:

    Hi all, I'm 22, 6' 2", 180 lbs and a hard gainer. No matter how many weight gainer shakes I drink I can't gain weight. I take in probably 4000 calories a day. I know this not because I look at labels or look cal info up on the net and portion my food out, but I eye it. I think I've reached my genetic potential because I've been training for over a year now and I can't get any bigger. I'm ready for steroids.

    Response:

    Um yeah you need to tweak your diet and probably your training too.

    Thier response:

    **** you you don't know shit about me or diet or training and I'm taking a dbol cycle no matter what.

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    "Dude just got my order today and pinned 2cc of Test E this afternoon and can already tell this fake I dont feel shit"

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Hey this is my first post. Will someone please pm me with xxxxxx sources contact info?

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Originally Posted by BigGameHunter View Post
    "Dude just got my order today and pinned 2cc of Test E this afternoon and can already tell this fake I dont feel shit"
    That same guy has a cousin who pinned the same 2cc's of same Test E 2hrs ago and CAN feel it....."I was stronger in the gym today". I've seen that one more then 10 times.
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    "I don't want to get too big"

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    i actaully get a pm at least once a month on another board from newbies that go something like this

    i started a cycle of test this morning and i now have severe gyno , help me please.

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    I like pinnacle, they are good to go right?
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Help I'm trying to close the vial with top I just cracked open and it won't close. Said by "ME" ) that was the first time I opened a vial and thought how the Fk do I close this shit ! When I posted this guys got the only kick ! Everyone on ology was like WTF!! ) Ahh I know I was a newbie
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Cannot make this stuff up

    Originally Posted by Jada View Post
    Help I'm trying to close the vial with top I just cracked open and it won't close. Said by "ME" ) that was the first time I opened a vial and thought how the Fk do I close this shit ! When I posted this guys got the only kick ! Everyone on ology was like WTF!! ) Ahh I know I was a newbie
    First cycle, first vial. I completely removed the whole metal cap... Just the rubber stopper left in place.
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Injections r taking it too far. Do they make test pills?
    Stay consistent!

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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    First cycle, first vial. I completely removed the whole metal cap... Just the rubber stopper left in place.
    Ha, i did that too........

    Not that i do steroids, what with all information out there that shows how bad they are....
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    Re: Cannot make this stuff up

    PCT ~ what's that?
    Should I tell my mom, wife-girlfried, entire world I'm on cycle.
    And my all time favorite: I don't want to get too big (seriously)....

    I am always surprised how many noobs don't procure their entire cycle contents including PCT before they start.

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