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    i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    sore backs and fun times dont mix it wasnt fun for me but the wife really didnt like it that was yesterday and i cant get near her lady parts today fml

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Pussy... When it happens with Equi-Block then we talk... I've gotten that shit on my ass, my balls and even in my friggin eye. Its like napalm. Icy hot doesn't even compare.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    looks like you win this round now if you will excuse me im going to stick my cock in the deep fryer so i can one up you

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    I have used icy hot, forgotten to wash my hands, and then took a piss. Some lessons you only have to learn once.
    Fight against something and you focus on the thing you hate. Fight for something and you focus on the thing you love. - Simon Sinek

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Oh man, I went to camp Woodward in PA when I was barely a teen. The older kids dared my whole cabin to put icy hot on our balls, they said it feels better than sex!!!


    Yeah it did not. That shit had all us curled in a ball in our beds for hours...

    Will never forget that.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    thats hilarious i know your pain

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    I was ****ing a chick at her house, after a while she needed lube. I turned her over and she handed me this tube of shit and told me to put it on she said it was like KY. It was dark and my nose was stopped up, anyways I put it on then she said wait not that one. Then she rolled up like an armadillo so I couldnt stick it in her. I was pissed but got over it. It wasnt that bad. Kind of like a menthol cigarette.

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    Yeah

    Icy hot on the balls is WAYYY worse than on the pp.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    I was with a family member at a big business convention in Vegas. This family member owned a large company in the industry and had a big meeting with a the one other big shot in the industry. We went to the salad bar and he was dousing his salad with hot peppers and red peppers that he had piled onto a separate plate... This was right before our meeting. We hit the head before leaving the restaurant and took a leak. We made it about 5 yards out of the bathroom before we ran into the guy we were meeting with and maybe another 2 steps past that I heard a scream I've never heard before. He had disappeared so I went looking for him and when I got to the bathroom I heard panicked screams... After opening the door all I could see was said family member with trousers completely off, screaming and junk completely out being bathed in the sink with running water.

    I think the burn wore off of him before I stopped crying from laughing so hard. One of the funniest things I have witnessed.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    It doesn't really get "hot." It's a rubefacient, which means that it causes your capillaries to dilate and blood to flow to the area where it has been rubbed in. To many people, this sensation registers as heat. If you apply a small amount to the top of your penis where the erection is caused by an increase blood flow....you may have just discovered a cheap and more effective viagra!

    Please someone test this!!

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by Georgia View Post
    It doesn't really get "hot." It's a rubefacient, which means that it causes your capillaries to dilate and blood to flow to the area where it has been rubbed in. To many people, this sensation registers as heat. If you apply a small amount to the top of your penis where the erection is caused by an increase blood flow....you may have just discovered a cheap and more effective viagra!

    Please someone test this!!
    Yes, someone else, please test this lol.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    I jack off with all that stuff with a jalapeno up my ass.
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by SFGiants View Post
    I jack off with all that stuff with a jalapeno up my ass.
    I prefer a ghost chili

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Peaches...I put it on mine by accident as stated in above post. It didnt burn that bad. It was like menthol lotion. As far as having a super hardon I was already harder than a dollars worth of jawbreakers but didnt feel like ****ing anymore.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by SFGiants View Post
    I jack off with all that stuff with a jalapeno up my ass.
    Why do you refer to POB as jalapeno?

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by Popeye50 View Post
    Why do you refer to POB as jalapeno?
    Cause he is hot and spicy, and not too much length or girth.

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by dk8594 View Post
    I have used icy hot, forgotten to wash my hands, and then took a piss. Some lessons you only have to learn once.
    Ahh yes i remember when using soap as a lube to wack off and having a burning feelin when doin pee pee , now I use vso5 conditioner)
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by Georgia View Post
    It doesn't really get "hot." It's a rubefacient, which means that it causes your capillaries to dilate and blood to flow to the area where it has been rubbed in. To many people, this sensation registers as heat. If you apply a small amount to the top of your penis where the erection is caused by an increase blood flow....you may have just discovered a cheap and more effective viagra!

    Please someone test this!!

    ^^^^^^^ I have to try this out when i hit 60 n my junk stops working ....oooo yyeahhhh!

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by Jada View Post
    Ahh yes i remember when using soap as a lube to wack off and having a burning feelin when doin pee pee , now I use vso5 conditioner)
    hahaaha MOVIN ON UPPP!! TO the east siideee..we finalyy got a piece of the pieee!!hahahaha ...good time good times

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    Re: i got icy-hot on my junk!!!!!

    Originally Posted by SFGiants View Post
    I jack off with all that stuff with a jalapeno up my ass.
    )lmao)
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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