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    you might be a powerlifter IF

    YOU MIGHT BE A POWERLIFTER IF

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    you might be a powerlifter if...........
    -if you sniff ammonia instead of cleaning with it.
    -if it takes 5 seconds for your soul to re-enter your body after deadlifting
    -if you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head
    -if you are known in your gym as"the guy that wears that funny looking shirt"
    -if you have ever taken ephedrine with black coffee
    -if you have ever paced back and forth in front of a loaded bar before a set to intimidate
    the weight
    -if you check squat depth by using the toilet
    -if you add protein powder to your McDonalds milk shake while still at the counter
    -if you call ephedrine "vitamin E"
    -if more then 5 reps per set is considered cardio
    -if your favorite shirt is made of polyester, denim, or canvas and opens in the back
    -if asked,how much is your power bill, you respond $30-75 per event per contest
    -if the greeting "good morning" makes your lower back and hamstrins sore
    -if everyone asks you if that hurts your back on ME bench day
    -if asked how much do you bench, you go into great detail explaining Raw,Equiped,Gym
    and meet lifts in all the different weight catagories you have ever been in
    -if the doctor asks for a blood sample and you show him your shins
    -if you have ever wondered why college wrestlers wear powerlifting uniforms
    -if you have ever wondered about the protein content of dog food
    -if you think about your next meal while still eating one
    -if you have baby powder,superglue,duct tape,chalk and ammonia in your gym bag
    -if you dream about lifting in the masters division when you retire instead of golf or fishing
    -if you show people you hardly know the cuts and bruises under your armpits and say
    "now that shirt fits great"
    -if your friend say during a meal"how are you going to ever be a superheavyweight when
    you eat like a 308"
    -if everyone else in the gym hates you, YOU KNOW YOU ARE A POWERLIFTER

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    Hahaha that's some funny shit

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    I laughed so hard I think I shit my pants... Seriously I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!! My favorite was when the doctor wants a blood sample and you show him your shins lmfao!!!
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    That's great! Nice post Dawg.

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    Wow that's awesome dawg. I like when your at McDonald's and add orotein powder to your shake. Lol

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    Hilarious.
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    awesome dawg funny shit

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    Re: you might be a powerlifter IF

    Fn funny stuff man!
    Stay consistent!

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