The GREAT toilet paper debate!

[Times Roman]

Single ply, or double ply, and why?

Or do you prefer the moisture wipes with aloe?

 

[Bro Bundy]

everyone here knows im full of shit..so double ply

 

[0tj0]

Ive always been a fan of the three shells

 

[SFGiants]

Wipe your ass all you want with TP and when you think you are done and clean take a baby wipe to your ass and you'll find out how dirty it still is with just dry paper. There is a reason other Countries use water or wet a towel.

 

[JOMO]

Wipe your ass all you want with TP and when you think you are done and clean take a baby wipe to your ass and you'll find out how dirty it still is with just dry paper. There is a reason other Countries use water or wet a towel.

Double and this^

Single rips you can be wiping forever.

 

[Times Roman]

Wipe your ass all you want with TP and when you think you are done and clean take a baby wipe to your ass and you'll find out how dirty it still is with just dry paper. There is a reason other Countries use water or wet a towel.

Yep. That's why i use the moist flushable towelettes. 10 packs of 60 at Costco for $14. before that, it was the very strong single ply only for me. I freaking HATE the "soft" TP where mishaps occur and your finger goes crashing through to your ass and you end up with stink finger.

Shitty subject, I admit.

 

[SFGiants]

Now who wipes from from or a sloppy reach around and smear it all over you ass, again there is a reason other Countries wipe from front not reaching around.

Questions on that is how in the hell do you even remotely get clean reaching around also you gotta be a pretty small person to reach around, you big people that claim to reach around must be the shit streak wearing underwear types!

 

[Azog]

I like the soft stuff. I have to say though, as important as wiping is shaving the ass crack. I have a hairy Greek ass, and without proper manscaping, no amount of tp will rid my crack of the stain.

 

[SFGiants]

I like the soft stuff. I have to say though, as important as wiping is shaving the ass crack. I have a hairy Greek ass, and without proper manscaping, no amount of tp will rid my crack of the stain.

Water and or a wet wipe will!

 

[Hollywood72]

I prefer monkey butt

 

[BigGameHunter]

Quilted and polish it off with a baby wipe. Ive been known to hop in the shower though. I wont tolerate a nasty ass.

 

[Illtemper]

Wipe your ass all you want with TP and when you think you are done and clean take a baby wipe to your ass and you'll find out how dirty it still is with just dry paper. There is a reason other Countries use water or wet a towel.

1 of the Reasons why I have a bidet toilet seat! Costco and amazon had them on sale, I bought one and haven't looked back yet. After using it for almost a yr now using just tp seems weird...

 

[g0re]

I prefer monkey butt

 

[g0re]

1 of the Reasons why I have a bidet toilet seat! Costco and amazon had them on sale, I bought one and haven't looked back yet. After using it for almost a yr now using just tp seems weird...

Is it like a seat added to a regular ol toilet? I've never seen that, just the separate whole units before

 

[DF]

First wipe is paper 2 ply then the baby wipes. I actually used to have this deal that attached to the toilet that shot water into your ass & cleaned it up nice. I had to replace my toilet & haven't hooked it back up yet.

 

[Illtemper]

Is it like a seat added to a regular ol toilet? I've never seen that, just the separate whole units before

Yes it's just a toilet seat that you hook a water supply up to and plug it in so you have warm water and it also heats the seat. Lol! Just look up bidet toilet seat you'll see'em.. They are a godsend if you ever had or get hemmroids... That's the main reason I bought this one.

 

[Popeye]

I use single ply so when my finger breaks thru, I can brag to my co-workers that I got some ass this morning.

Really though 3-ply quilted with the wet wipe finisher. I hate shitty, thin, cheap, sandpaper tp!

This thread stinks.

 

[DF]

Yes it's just a toilet seat that you hook a water supply up to and plug it in so you have warm water and it also heats the seat. Lol! Just look up bidet toilet seat you'll see'em.. They are a godsend if you ever had or get hemmroids... That's the main reason I bought this one.

I also have one of these. Although living in the north east that winter cold water squirting up your ass sure does wake you up.

 

[PFM]

2 ply with a baby wipe chaser.

 

[g0re]

I also have one of these. Although living in the north east that winter cold water squirting up your ass sure does wake you up.

I bet. Would be nice if u can hook it up to the hot water line or have some sort of heater.

Cold water up the butt must be a pretty intense