My Dad Used To Say......

[63Vette]

My dad used to always say:

• "If it's got tits or tires its going to cost you money and cause you pain."

What did your pops always say?


Respect,
Vette

 

[Lendo]

My dad's been gone for 20+ years now (RIP), and we always laugh at things he did and said...He used to paraphrase Ben Franklin's “Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.”

Trust me, my father didn't know it was Ben Franklin who said that..I only found out recently. We paraphrase it even more and laugh at my father, saying "believe half of what you read, 1/4 of what you see, 1/8 of what you smell...etc, etc, etc..."

 

[AlphaD]

"Nothing good happens after 10 at night"

 

[Lendo]

"Nothing good happens after 10 at night"

I would say this holds true 80-90% of the time!!!

 

[AlphaD]

I would say this holds true 80-90% of the time!!!

Only wise thing my Pops ever said to me!!

 

[JOMO]

"If life was easy we would be born laughing and not crying"

 

[trim]

haha mine would always tell me "you cant make a whore a house wife" needless to say he did not aprove of some of the girls i dated back in the day

 

[Capt'n Ron]

"The ends don't justify the means" I can't tell you how may times I heard this. Once I make my mind up to do something, I won't allow anything to stop me.

 

[Tren4Life]

Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

 

[#TheMatrix]

"Nothing good happens after 10 at night"

Its after midnight that the hunnies flock the clubs though...
BB. Where you at? Guess hes still plowing snow

 

[PillarofBalance]

"whats wrong with you?"

that's about it...

 

[SAD]

"If your brains were hair, it wouldn't make a wig for a grape."

 

[Yaya]

"your only half a man when you lick her pussy, your a full man when you lick her asshole"

 

[coltmc4545]

"Don't be a pussy." Heard that a lot growing up from the old man. My grandpa gave me the best advice anyone's ever given me. Although I've never taken it, here goes it...

"Tadpole, (he called me tadpole my whole life the hillbilly fucker god rest his soul) You need to marry a tall fat and ugly broad. She'll never leave you because no one else would want her. She'll cook you dinner every night because fat broads like to eat. And if anyone ever messes with you she'll whoop thier ass." I told him I couldn't do it because I couldn't go to bed with an ugly chick every night. He said "That's why paper bags and markers were made. Draw a pretty face on the paper bag and put it over her head." He was a wise wise man.

 

[Lendo]

"your only half a man when you lick her pussy, your a full man when you lick her asshole"

I gotta remember that if I ever have a son.

 

[Times Roman]

"if brains were bebe's, you wouldn't have enough to roll around in a box car"

"if brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose"

"if brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your way out of a wet paper bag"

"when god was handing out brains, you thought he said trains and didn't want to go nowhere"

"you're about as useless as tits on a boar hog"

 

[getgains]

umm the one that really sticks out in my head is"you were not worth the dose of clap i got making you peckerhead"

 

[Jada]

"your only half a man when you lick her pussy, your a full man when you lick her asshole"

Lmfao) )

 

[Yaya]

Real life comments from the old man

 

[SFGiants]

"whats wrong with you?"

that's about it...

Yeah I always got that.

What the hell is wrong with you boy?