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    How to shower like a ....

    This is just a copy and past . The author is not listed. I thought you guys and girls would get a laugh.




    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror ó make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure itís clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower.



    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.
    traps are the new abs.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Read this before . True and funny.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    I shower like a woman.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Originally Posted by Tilltheend View Post
    I shower like a woman.
    Not shocked/10.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    I'm stealing this.... lol


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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    This is hilarious

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    that's funny as hell man! and VERY true!

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    That is funny as hell.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    lmao))=D>
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    I was pissing myself all through that!
    I do now what others won't. So I can have later what others can't

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    How to shower like a ....

    Lmfao! Very true. Kinda makes me wondering if someone was peeping through my window when they wrote that. Lol

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    How to shower like a ....

    Lmao!! So very true!

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Pretty much spot on.


    lol

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    Damn u gymrat. You did a herm!!

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Originally Posted by BigHerm View Post
    Damn u gymrat. You did a herm!!

    Apparently you did too cause I just had to unlock this thread.
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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Hysterical!! Spot on except, add in flex a lot in the mirror before and after shower.............and when I am walking in front of wife.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Originally Posted by AlphaD View Post
    Hysterical!! Spot on except, add in flex a lot in the mirror before and after shower.............and when I am walking in front of wife.
    Me too man, My wife catches me looking at myself in the mirror all the time.
    traps are the new abs.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    That's funny... I have seen this a few times on Facebook and was considering posting it here just yesterday after The lady was making fun of my similar antics.

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Good stuff!
    Chances are if you busting a nut, you're having a good time!

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    Re: How to shower like a ....

    Yup, gotta ad in the flexing & looking at miscellaneous hairs growing in places that hair shouldn't be.

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