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    Joke of the day..............

    A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Good one thanks!

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Lol, nice one!

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Haha! Good one
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    not bad boss.....not bad at all

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Nice one....hahahaha!!

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    hahaha that was a good one

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Lmao that was good

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    Re: Joke of the day..............

    Lol that's a good one

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