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    Two jokes for today............

    A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

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    2nd Joke..............

    When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

    "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

    "Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

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    Re: Two jokes for today............

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."
    Haha these are funny man, should keep em coming!

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    Re: Two jokes for today............

    Guy comes home from work and is met by his girlfriend at the door.

    "I'm leaving you" she says. "I just found out you're a pedophile".

    "Whoa, hold on there honey..." says the guy. "Pedophile's an awful big word for an 8 year old..."

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