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    Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and go back to her place.

    Later, the young man pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?" "No, don't be silly," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered fellow. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies,

    "That's me before the operation."

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    BWHAHAHA! OH GOSH!!!!! lol

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    That's not funny.

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    ooohhh snap............LMFAO!!

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Ewwwww nooooo!

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Originally Posted by oldskool954 View Post
    That's not funny.
    sounds like someone had a close encounter?

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Ever been to Thailand? Ouch.....

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Bundy would still hit it!
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    sounds like someone had a close encounter?
    Lol nah man not me thank god. it was funny but just a lil to possible to be funny if u know what I mean.

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    id still hit it its AFTER the op need a payout to my time investment dam

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Originally Posted by 63Vette View Post
    Ever been to Thailand? Ouch.....

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    ^^ This!

    I was over there late last year and let me tell you watch out! You cant even pick them until panties come off!

    And no i also didnt get caught in that situation... Lol
    I do now what others won't. So I can have later what others can't

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Originally Posted by RedLang View Post
    ^^ This!

    I was over there late last year and let me tell you watch out! You cant even pick them until panties come off!

    And no i also didnt get caught in that situation... Lol
    so maybe there should be a requirement that post op women come with a warning sign tattooed on their chessts?

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    Re: Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!

    Lmfao=) )
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