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    The next joke...................

    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

    They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

    A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

    As they are walking, the husband cries out,

    "Watch out for the fvcking wall!'''

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    Re: The next joke...................

    lol good one

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    Re: The next joke...................

    That was mean of him to say that.

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    Re: The next joke...................

    I assume the husband failed at poisoning her the first time

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    Re: The next joke...................

    Would totally have splurged on an outdoor ceremony for the 2nd go-round.

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