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    .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    A man went to the doctor and said - "Doctor, whenever I fart there's no smell". The doctor asked he man if he could do one there and then, which the man did, very loudly. The doctor sniffed a few times, said -

    "Yes, I think I know what the problem is", went out of the surgery for a moment and came back with a very long stick with a hook on the end.

    The man became very frightened and asked - "Doctor, what are you going to do with that thing?", to which the doctor replied -

    "I'm going to open the window - you've got something wrong with your nose!".

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Lol good one, I hate farting, thats why I never do it.

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    .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by Tilltheend View Post
    Lol good one, I hate farting, thats why I never do it.
    Didn't we just talk about this? Statements like this are why you get absolutely zero respect Till. Mexican mafia, 10 inch dick, 215 @10% bodyfat even though you don't eat anything but oatmeal or train, the woman that cried after you had sex with her, eating women, as well as numerous other tall tales and now this.

    Are you just a pathological liar?
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    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    Didn't we just talk about this? Statements like this are why you get absolutely zero respect Till. Mexican mafia, 10 inch dick, 215 @10% bodyfat even though you don't eat anything but oatmeal or train, the woman that cried after you had sex with her, eating women, as well as numerous other tall tales and now this.

    Are you just a pathological liar?
    She also "peed" during sex too.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by Tilltheend View Post
    Lol good one, I hate farting, thats why I never do it.
    How can anyone claiming to be a man, not fart?

    Do you "toot"?

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by g0re View Post
    How can anyone claiming to be a man, not fart?

    Do you "toot"?
    Lmao

    do you toot?

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    I love how the joke post turns into a joke itself. This shit is hilarious...

    Damn Till do you really have a 10" pp? That is impressive.
    Like a maglite with a mango on top.
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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by Tilltheend View Post
    Lol good one, I hate farting, thats why I never do it.
    I actually farted while getting a blowjob one time. true story. turn in your man card tiller.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by heavydeads83 View Post
    I actually farted while getting a blowjob one time. true story. turn in your man card tiller.
    x2x......



    it was an odd moment.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by gymrat827 View Post
    x2x......



    it was an odd moment.
    agreed.. I didn't say a word about it and neither did she.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    if i quit farting i would explode.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Originally Posted by g0re View Post
    How can anyone claiming to be a man, not fart?

    Do you "toot"?
    maybe he goes...............


    "pfffffftttttsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss "

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    but to be real honest guys, i don't fart either, i go....

    Bwapapapapap......kabooooom!

    ....and then I blame the dog

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    Great jokes brother! Keep them coming.

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    Re: .....and if you thought that last joke really sucked..............

    You would die if you didn't fart.

    We had a girl in biology class once say she didn't fart. After the instructor explained that it was impossible and why she quickly changed her story. Sorry Till. We aren't in the 8th grade.

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