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    Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"

    "1956," was his reply.

    "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"

    "I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch...

    ..."It's only 2014 now."

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    This took me about 5 minutes.
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    This took me about 5 minutes.
    not ex military?

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Pretty funny!
    Stay consistent!

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    not ex military?

    Completely rejected by them.
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Ha, I had to read it twice.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    lol good one

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    yeah, i guess you have to be ex military to appreciate this one......

    .....I'll try to have the next joke only mildly better than this one

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    LOL it took the Major..... 18 minutes lol......

    Good one TR.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Love it.

    An NCO would have already been banging her...
    "I want a big fat black stank bitch, smells like chicken." B. Bundy

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    I'm not ex military a d I enjoyed it nor do I use 24 hour time. But it's still pretty good

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Originally Posted by Dtownry View Post
    Love it.

    An NCO would have already been banging her...
    NCOs run the military ... officers just take the credit.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Lmao! Nice
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Lmao! I'm not ex military but I got it rt away

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    Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Ex and had to laugh! That was good!
    "I think I'm gonna try to do a barrel role, and if that goes good, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night"

    "Nahh....I'm a white Guy"

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    I've heard that a little differntly over the years.


    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
    approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you got any?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no nookie since 1955!"

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now
    "Whatever life throws at you, put it on the bar and press it"

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Well played, Sir...

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    I hope I'm not the only person who has their watch set to military time.

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    Originally Posted by regular View Post
    I hope I'm not the only person who has their watch set to military time.
    Your not. It would be weird to switch back to 12hr now.
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: Ten Hut! - Military Joke

    24 hour clock is how i tell time lol

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