Ten Hut! - Military Joke

[Times Roman]

A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1956," was his reply.

"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"

"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch...

..."It's only 2014 now."

 

[PillarofBalance]

This took me about 5 minutes.

 

[Times Roman]

This took me about 5 minutes.

not ex military?

 

[mistah187]

Pretty funny!

 

[PillarofBalance]

not ex military?

Completely rejected by them.

 

[DF]

Ha, I had to read it twice.

 

[Tilltheend]

lol good one

 

[Times Roman]

yeah, i guess you have to be ex military to appreciate this one......

.....I'll try to have the next joke only mildly better than this one

 

[63Vette]

LOL it took the Major..... 18 minutes lol......

Good one TR.

Respect,
Vette

 

[Dtownry]

Love it.

An NCO would have already been banging her...

 

[oldskool954]

I'm not ex military a d I enjoyed it nor do I use 24 hour time. But it's still pretty good

 

[63Vette]

Love it.

An NCO would have already been banging her...

NCOs run the military ... officers just take the credit.

Respect!
Vette

 

[JOMO]

Lmao! Nice

 

[chicken wing]

Lmao! I'm not ex military but I got it rt away

 

[j2048b]

Ex and had to laugh! That was good!

 

[DarksideSix]

I've heard that a little differntly over the years.


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you got any?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no nookie since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now

 

[NbleSavage]

Well played, Sir...

 

[regular]

I hope I'm not the only person who has their watch set to military time.

 

[JOMO]

I hope I'm not the only person who has their watch set to military time.

Your not. It would be weird to switch back to 12hr now.

 

[ken Sass]

24 hour clock is how i tell time lol