Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    Senior Member Times Roman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Northern Cali
    Posts
    1,024
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Roman's shit joke of the day..................

    A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner."

    "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk."

    As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"

    "No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."

    After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.

    "That bitch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her!

    ...I always knew she didn't trust me!"

  2. #2
    Elite PillarofBalance's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    20,494
    Thanks
    2,144
    Thanked 18,099 Times in 7,789 Posts

    Re: Roman's shit joke of the day..................

    That is absolutely awful....
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

  3. #3
    Elite bubbagump's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,319
    Thanks
    290
    Thanked 221 Times in 164 Posts

    Re: Roman's shit joke of the day..................

    Wow... I have to say, theyre getting better though.

Similar Threads

  1. Roman talks about life in Afghanistan
    By Times Roman in forum General Chat & Conversation
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 09-27-2013, 09:36 AM
  2. Joke of the day or, don't let this happen to you!
    By Times Roman in forum General Chat & Conversation
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 03-16-2013, 09:44 PM
  3. Roman's second bad attempt at humor for the day.............
    By Times Roman in forum General Chat & Conversation
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-10-2013, 09:48 PM
  4. Joke of the day..............
    By Times Roman in forum General Chat & Conversation
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 03-01-2013, 02:21 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •