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    Bill...................(bad joke)

    A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. "Perfect timing," the cabby said. "You're just like Bill."

    "Who?" asked the man. "Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right," the cabby said. "Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time."

    "Nah," the man said to the cabby. "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    "Not Bill," said the cabby. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."

    "Bill was really something, huh?"

    "Oh, yeah," continued the cabby. "Bill had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."

    "No wonder you remember him," the man said.

    "Well, I never actually met Bill," said the cabby.

    "Then how in the world do you know so much about him?"

    "I married his widow," replied the cabby.

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    Re: Bill...................(bad joke)

    Lmfao=)). I like this joke
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