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    One about pigs.....................

    A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Lol good one!

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Love it...

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Very good!

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    =))lmfao>
    traps are the new abs.

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    haha this has to be my favorite one, Roman. props

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Hhaa. Hahahaaaa. Hahahahahaaaaaa!!! I think you finally posted winner!

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Saw it coming...laughed anyway

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    Re: One about pigs.....................

    Lmfai) =))
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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