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    The Little Old Man................

    An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

    He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"

    "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

    "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

    So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

    She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

    As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

    "Nah," says the little old man... "Costs too much!"

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    Re: The Little Old Man................

    bahahahahaahaha...What does the blind man say when he walks by the fish store.......Morning ladies!

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    Re: The Little Old Man................

    gonna have to try this...

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    Re: The Little Old Man................

    Times that is a good joke!!! Lmfao ) )
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: The Little Old Man................

    That's a good one!

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