Another bad joke..............

Times Roman

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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,

"That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
 

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Lol=D>=)) lol
 

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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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It was really bad for the nurse. The man learns many things from his mistakes. It's called a general teaching, first you should listen then you should make replay. Just keep concentrating on work and make your work with your full concentration no problem.

Riiight:confused:
 

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It was really bad for the nurse. The man learns many things from his mistakes. It's called a general teaching, first you should listen then you should make replay. Just keep concentrating on work and make your work with your full concentration no problem.

ok....

.....what???? :-?
 

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It's funny because he wanted to know if he was going to live and instead the nurse grabbed his bits & pieces.
 
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