BGH's Cub Scouts!!!!

[BigGameHunter]

Not a beauty contest:

If your 30ish drop a few lines about yourself and your credentials, and me and my team of experts will decide which one of you is an Alpha Male. Who knows you may even win a prize or some life changing advice.

Bundy can post his credentials but is excluded from any prizes.

Christosterone is excluded because it just wouldnt be fair.

Heavy Deads, Loosiloos and a few other sleepers are top seeds in the bracket.

Enjoy.

 

[BigGameHunter]

Some of you tadpoles Im fond of have been left out on purpose to see how compedetive you are.

 

[coltmc4545]

I'll be 31 this summer. I have a lot of tattoos, a lot of which I've been in the process of getting burned and zapped by a painful laser beam to remove. I own a home. I'm engaged to a 5'9" 135lb drop dead gorgeous woman who will be competing in a NPC show in bikini class this summer. I've dated and slept with numerous strippers and pornstars while living in LA where I played high stakes poker for a living. I have 2 kids. Neither of which are biologically mine but both of thier dads are strung out losers and I raise them as my own. I own guns. I like to drive fast and take chances. I love tren and anadrol with a passion. I work on my own car. I work on my own house. I have eaten steak everyday for the past 2 months and I don't see an end in sight. I love to eat pussy, even more then I love to eat steak. And that pretty much sums up me.

 

[dboldouggie]

I'm 31 been thru hell and back, ask bb. I have a bunch of tats and a hot wife 2 kids both boys 5 years old different mothers a month apart ones from my wife ones from a stripper. Live in the fucking ghetto, but I havean awesome job.my third baby is my old english bulldog tiny.Just living and learning how to be the best I can be while being a good person and a great father, husband, friend , and have a great body as well. I've been blessed with being able to travel and see alot. And I love to take chances and I fear nothing. And even though we are so Fucked up there is no other place better then us. I love the USA.

 

[NbleSavage]

I'm too old to play along but I'll watch this one play-out

Why, I remember back when.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

 

[LeanHerm]

I'm to young to play so ill sit here and watch.

 

[TheLupinator]

I'm just a young buck... in 7years I'd give Colt a run for his money tho

 

[AlphaD]

Hey BGH, 39 is 30ish right!! Nah to old for this one too, but I will sit back and watch!

 

[chicken wing]

Hell I'll play. I'm38 been married twice. Have 5 daughters that love me to death. I have a great job. A super hot wife. I love to gamble. I take chances every day. I don't believe in making buck when I can make two. I enjoy life. The two words I live are FUCK IT!. Ive had sister on sister 3sums. And I always fly below the radar.

 

[ccpro]

Sister on sister threesome, Chicken wing wins!!!!! Although I know colt has some good stories too!!!

 

[chicken wing]

Yeah. My ex wife and her older sister.

 

[chicken wing]

Hell the whole family was freaky . I even did 2 of her cousins

 

[PFM]

I was in my 30's once.

 

[ccpro]

Hell the whole family was freaky . I even did 2 of her cousins

I almost did one of my cousins....she wanted it and I should have done it!!!!, but my brother beat me to it! Bastard!!!!!

 

[BigGameHunter]

Just to clarify this is strictly for fun no one will be disrespected.

I hear my friends and I talking about the younger folks these days being flakey. I know weve got some good youngstsers here on SI so let it out.

I like hearing about you guys taking care of buisness and faimly. Serving your country and fellow man. Fucking porn stars let getting some road head. Beating the shit out of the bouncer and taking his job.....

Go.

I cannot reveal the names of the Board members at this time.

 

[oldskool954]

Ok so I fall a little short of the age bracket you laid out bgh. Either way il share. I'm 29 il be 30 this April. I have 2 awesome boys 8 and 3 both carbon copy's of me. I've been with their mom for almost 11 years now were not married. She is the only women I've ever truly loved besides my mom. We own 2 houses in ft. Lauderdale (big whoop they ain't worth shit). I'd say one of my craziest encounters was when I was like 17 I had a buddy in his 30s with a baby mama they had one kid. We became really close friends dazed and confused lots of drugs. One day he decides to let me bang his wife. Low and behold she is begging for it at later dates and I end up bangin her and her bestfriend at the same time. Oops young dumb full .... Sex drugs rock and roll. So he finds out and tries to fight me so after I whooped his ass he ended up apologizing to me even with his dental bill and life goes on. So that was cool. Good times good times

 

[oldskool954]

Ps. I have a few guns love em 2 rifles 3 handguns I'm not a hunter tho. Only beaver hunting.

 

[NbleSavage]

Hell the whole family was freaky . I even did 2 of her cousins

And the rest of y'all are now battling for 2nd place

 

[BigGameHunter]

Noble if you expose your status as a board member you will be tared and feathered with live feeds to twitter.

 

[NbleSavage]

Noble if you expose your status as a board member you will be tared and feathered with live feeds to twitter.

Duly noted

*resumes watching 'Murder She Wrote' and mainlining 'Geritol'*