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    FD contracts Tilleritus

    Tilleritus in a incurable disease brought on by multiple TOR accounts, never leaving the house, preforming too many stretches and not enough pushups. Dead cats are often found in closets and garbage disposals in a Tilleritus infected residence. No vagina has been ruled out as a cause since the Original Tiller isn't old enough to have sex.

    One noted precursor to Tilleritus is the impulsive drive to lie about BF% and his cell phone not being picture capable to prove his 10 **** BS % BF.

    Tiller Tantrums are also an early indication.
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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Can't forget about too much tugging of the flaccid penis AKA jelqing.

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    This is not good! We need to get the national Guard, stop this from spreading.
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Originally Posted by g0re View Post
    Can't forget about too much tugging of the flaccid penis AKA jelqing.
    That I was trying to forget............thanks allot g0.
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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    poor PP man

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Sorry to hear FD. Hope you get well soon. Take your Tillerbiotics and next time make sure you use a condom silly.

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Old Ancient PFM has cure for our beloved FD.

    20 hello SI's and FD is cured.
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    Hello SI......

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Sad news...

    The revenge of tiller, worse then black plague
    There's nothing like a slice of tiller to get your day started -PFM

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    I have been officially quarantined from the rest of the public....I will continue to do pushups

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    RIP FD we love you buddy. Sorry about the Tilleritus. Will be missing you in the shout.

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    So..did the doc give you a timeline of Life expectancy??
    "There are only two days in the year nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow"

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    If I continue with the push-ups I may live a normal life....

    Originally Posted by JOMO View Post
    So..did the doc give you a timeline of Life expectancy??

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Originally Posted by Yaya View Post
    Sad news...

    The revenge of tiller, worse then black plague

    That's African-American plague you bigot.
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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    My face hurts from laughing. Is this a symptom?

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Originally Posted by BigGameHunter View Post
    My face hurts from laughing. Is this a symptom?
    I would be cautious around cats bGH.

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    How DARE you speak of the KING OF JELQING this way!!!!!! Are you ****ing insane!?!? I see a serious mushroom mark from a giant penis breaking your jaw in the near future! At least I'll know what the black eye and broken nose is from. !SHRUGS! All HAIL KING JELQ!!!

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    I hope this is on the female hormone panel... Currently waiting on labs. Damn you FD you should have told me you weren't clean

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    Re: FD contracts Tilleritus

    Lol I always wondered what the **** that name ment. I does sound like a cdc handle good one:-D
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