My Experience with DNP

Spongy

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So I recently ran 14 days of DNP and I figured I would let you guys know some of the experiences and results that I had from it... Here's how I ran it.

Days 1-3 = 250mg
Days 4-14 = 500mg

I really didn't notice anything for the first couple of days, even after I bumped it up to 500. It wasn't until around day 7 that I could tell it really started kicking in in terms of the heat sides. I was sweating my ass off. I will tell you that, for me, the carb craving started at day 4 and were OUT OF CONTROL. I mean, I would literally eat anything sweet that I could get my hands on. My diet for this 2 weeks was pure and utter shit. Didn't really matter though, still lost 12 pounds when all was said and done. My experience can be summed up in a series of text messages between Manny and I:

Day 5 - I'm hot, and I'm shitting a lot
Day 6 - Still getting hot, baked another cake
Day 7 - Sweat through two towels last night, I love this shit
Day 8 - I am literally butt nekkid on my basement floor with a fan pointed at my nuts, eating cake. I can't stop eating cake. I've eaten 3 cakes in 5 days. I fucking love cake. I'm so hot.
Day 9 - Ate another half of a cake, I hate myself
Day 10 - Maybe I should bump it up to 750?
Day 10.5 - Fuck 750.
Day 11 - Do you know how to give an ice water enema? You know, just in case?
Day 12 - ...
Day 13 - Fuck.
Day 14 - I fucking love this stuff.

So, long story short it was a trip to say the least. I absolutely LOVE DNP though. LOVE IT. It is NOT fun but I'm kind of like PoB in that I just love to suffer. If you guys have any questions, feel free to give me a holler and I'll answer them the best that I can. I will tell you that PoB was a huge help in helping my plan for this, so mucho thanks to him!
 

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Prob the greatest visuals given that I've read on this site.

Glad you enjoyed it though and still lost weight while face deep eating cakes
 

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lol spong did u get the neon yellow jizz...I know I did that was my favorite part of the dnp trip
 

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Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that! Yeah bro, and my wife was wanting it ALL THE TIME when I was on DNP. I was just a massive sweaty mess when all was said and done, it was a sight to see for sure. Then she wanted to know why I kept pulling out. I didn't know what to tell her, but in my mind I was thinking "because I have toxic jizms..."

lol spong did u get the neon yellow jizz...I know I did that was my favorite part of the dnp trip
 

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Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that! Yeah bro, and my wife was wanting it ALL THE TIME when I was on DNP. I was just a massive sweaty mess when all was said and done, it was a sight to see for sure. Then she wanted to know why I kept pulling out. I didn't know what to tell her, but in my mind I was thinking "because I have toxic jizms..."

lmao when I bumped to 500mg I was busting toxic banana nuts.I had a girl swallow that shit lol most have been gross
 

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Sounds like Old Bastards die from it.
 

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DNP is the bomb. Dropped 17 maybe 18 lbs doing a run on DNP. My gut is now flat n sexy.

And it's been easy to keep it off.
 

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I will definitely say it is not for the unprepared. I found myself drinking between 2.5 and 3 gallons of liquid per day.
 

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Day 5 - I'm hot, and I'm shitting a lot
Day 6 - Still getting hot, baked another cake
Day 7 - Sweat through two towels last night, I love this shit
Day 8 - I am literally butt nekkid on my basement floor with a fan pointed at my nuts, eating cake. I can't stop eating cake. I've eaten 3 cakes in 5 days. I fucking love cake. I'm so hot.
Day 9 - Ate another half of a cake, I hate myself
Day 10 - Maybe I should bump it up to 750?
Day 10.5 - Fuck 750.
Day 11 - Do you know how to give an ice water enema? You know, just in case?
Day 12 - ...
Day 13 - Fuck.
Day 14 - I fucking love this stuff.

epic.. LOL
 

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That is some hilarious shit Sponge. LOL
 

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Hahaha love the play by play.
 

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Lol! That was awesome! Thanks Spongy I needed that laugh. My chubby friend will like hearing this one. !SHRUGS!
 

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LMAO probably the funniest shit I've read in awhile
 

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Day 8.... LOL..... fuck I do that all the time....... lol


Much Respect,
Vette
 

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Day 15 I watched cakefarts... I love cake even more lol
 

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Could you run it at 250 and not bump it?
Sounds like some fun shit for the winter months!
 

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Could you run it at 250 and not bump it?
Sounds like some fun shit for the winter months!

250 was very mild..If your gonna do it go hard 500 was perfect bane
 

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It's getting to.be dnp season! Get your pallets of cake mix preordered!
 

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I might have to jump on the DNP train and run it this winter.
 

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