Ban knives now! Knives kill people!!!

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fukc that!

We should ban water!!

...WATER DROWNS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
 

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It's time to ban all hard objects and to start wrapping our kids in bubble wrap. Who's with me?
 

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Would have been great if one of those students was packing and drilled that asshole.

That would have been great!

But wait... SCHOOLS ARE NO WEAPONS ZONES!! (Even fingernail clippers will get kids suspended these days) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET A WEAPON INTO A NO WEAPONS ZONE!!?? The president said that a sign forbidding weapons would protect everyone... Makes sense no?
 

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That would have been great!

But wait... SCHOOLS ARE NO WEAPONS ZONES!! (Even fingernail clippers will get kids suspended these days) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET A WEAPON INTO A NO WEAPONS ZONE!!?? The president said that a sign forbidding weapons would protect everyone... Makes sense no?

Haha! He also said the economy not bad, and ObamaCare won't a one dime...hmmmmm I think I see a pattern here
 

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I went to a trade highschool and they issued me a knife ...just sayin
 

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With obesity leading heart disease and diabetes we need to ban those damn spoons.

Spoons make people fat!

Ban Spoons!
 

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forks are dangerous too.
 

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Europe doesn't take any chances with silverware huh reg? That is just ridiculous.
 

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It's time to ban women because they cause men to drink then drive and kill people. Then ban multi story buildings so that men can't throw themselves from the top of them.
 

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how the fuck do you stab 14 people in Texas?? it's fucking TEXAS!!! you know 1 out of every 2 people in Texas are carrying a gun!

Sounds like somebody had their Comando Pro class equipped with a tactical knife
 

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That school doesn't have a good track record. Shootings at another campus earlier this year.
 

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With obesity leading heart disease and diabetes we need to ban those damn spoons.

Spoons make people fat!

Ban Spoons!

They should just ban large sodas!
 

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Problem solved guys! Lets give North Korea all of our knives, guns etc, so they can die instead of us!
 

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If we could just pass some laws with better back ground checks on knife buyers. That would stop all this stabbing business.
 

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Don't forget those chopsticks! Those little bastards are pointy and can give you splinters.
 

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When are gong to ban cars? These
Vehicles are killing people on a daily
Basis.
And drinking and driving, that's illegal
Too... So why are there so many DUI
Arrest every day????
I wonder if maybe much harsher
Punishments when the crimes committed
Would work better?
No, that can't happen. The liberals won't
Go for anything more than a slap on
The wrist.
 

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maybe there is some sort of tax we can make everyone pay to fix this.....
 

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